Philadelphia, Pennsylvania USA
Now to catch up on this account on here.
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Celebrating during #MemorialDay🇺🇸 weekend with a picnic, cookout or party? Keep your family + friends safe by following these #FoodSafety tips to avoid foodborne illness ↓
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Been a while since I have tweeted. Listened to this tutorial about how to do it. nerdbreakthrough.com/an-audi…
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Finally getting started in this #readathon. A Mind At Play.
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The Honor Harrington series is massive, expansive, and on sale all month long. All Honorverse stories are on sale, and available in series in group bundles, all April long! If you want to get to know one of scifi's greatest heroines, or fill out your collection, now is the time!
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A Happy Easter to those who celebrate, and a good Sunday to the rest. hOpe you all have a good day.
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Do not meddle yn the affayres of cartoon mice, for thei are subtle and have legal teames that will wreck you wyth a royal lyves clause.
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Another work week done. Cheese steak eaten. Time for my final cider from Christmas.
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God: you’re a chinchilla Chinchilla: ok God: you live in the Andes mtns Chinchilla: like an alpaca? God: yes Chinchilla: I’m an alpaca! God: no but your fur’s very soft Chinchilla: like an alpaca! God: [sigh] Chinchilla: sorry God: Chinchilla: alpaca my bags and go : )
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Replying to @JDAvatar
Hummingbird: do I mate for life or have to raise my young? God: heck no, fly free and live your best life. Penguin: did I say villain? I meant supervillain.
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God: you’re the only bird that can fly backwards & hover. Hummingbird: and I winter in warm weather? God: yep! Hummingbird: can you imagine if I couldn’t fly and had to live in the cold lol. God: I know right lol. Penguin: [eyes narrowed] this is my villain origin story.
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Done with my retweets. Heh//
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Stay weather aware and connected to important info. Get free ReadyPhiladelphia alerts with info from the National Weather Service by texting READYPHILA to 888-777 or customize text/email alerts by visiting phila.gov/ready ⚠️📱
Today will likely be the first 70-degree day since November for many of us, but don't let that distract you from the severe weather threat later today. Stay weather aware!
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There are only 15 DAYS left to apply to be a lifeguard and get a $1000 end-of-season bonus, so we're sharing 15 reasons you should be a lifeguard this summer! #1: SAVE SUMMER! Apply at phila.gov/lifeguard to help make it a summer of fun for everyone.
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We're celebrating National Volunteer month with a daily volunteer spotlight! Help us celebrate the volunteers and national service members making a positive impact in our communities and learn how you, too, can get involved!
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The Philly Spring Cleanup is postponed to Sat., April 15, due to the forecast of rain. Registered participants can still pick up supplies at the Streets Dept’s warehouse at 3033 S. 63rd St through Sat., April 1. Please bring your PSC voucher or a valid ID ow.ly/14Nr50NxbO2.
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Library ebook app OverDrive to shut down on May 1st, readers directed to Libby instead tcrn.ch/3lLg1Ol
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Philly water is safe to drink and use. We will continue to test and monitor the water in the Delaware River and share the results. A conservative estimate allows us to expect that this event will be completely resolved by next week. More updates: phila.gov/2023-03-26-citys-r…
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Pretty much that'swhat this situation is, yep.
Your house is on fire. The firefighters arrive but say it would be wrong to get rid of the fire because some people like it. Instead, you should spend lots of money on more fire. Only good fire can protect you from bad fire, they say. Keep it with you always. Never stop burning.
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