Once again, here is everyone I think should be drafted.
1. Mark Levin, we need the enthusiasm you bring to X on the front lines. Drafted.
2. Senators who oppose the SAVE Act. We need the cheap labor you love in Iran. Drafted.
3. Ben Shapiro, you should see the single greatest foreign policy move of your lifetime from the front lines. Drafted.
4. Everyone who told Trump he was “the non-Jewish Messiah”. Drafted.
5. Anyone saying “Charlie would have wanted this.” Bro, You’re as evil as they come. But F*** you you’re drafted now.
6. Netanyahu.
7. Everyone in government who supports this war and all their firstborn sons. Drafted.
8. People who believe abortion is healthcare: Guess what. War with Iran is healthcare now. Drafted.
9. Anyone who thinks George Washington would want war with Iran. You are literally too stupid to insult. Drafted.
10. Men who compete in women sports. Iran is the women’s sports now. Drafted.
11. Every pundit who destroyed their credibility defending Jeffrey Epstein. Ew. Drafted.
12. Everyone on the Epstein client list. You’re double drafted.
13. Everyone who participated in the 2020 George Floyd riots. Drafted.
14. The Covid tyrants. You’re all drafted now.
15. The corpses of Dick Cheney and John McCain. Drop them in Iran, they should see this. Drafted.
16. The El Salvador Prisoners. Microchip them all, they’re dying for Israel. Drafted.
17. Bill Kristol, David Frum, Max Boot, Jennifer Rubin, Victoria Nuland. Get out of my sight, you’re all drafted.
18. John Bolton. You’re the most drafted of all.
19. The J6 committee. You’re the war with Iran committee now. Drafted.
20. People who don’t like dogs. You can’t be trusted. Drafted.
21. Every podcaster who lied us into this war and every other war. Drafted.
22. Vegans, cyclists, crossfitters, and people with pronouns in their bio. Drafted.
23. Antifa. You psychopaths are fkn crazy. We need that. Drafted.
24. CAIR. Because f*** you too. Drafted.
25. Feminists and male feminists. You’re both just awful. Drafted.
26. People who ask Grok “is this is real”. Drafted.
27. PETA. You brought this up upon yourselves. Drafted.
28. Activists for foreign nations squatting in America. You’re all activists for the war in Iran now. Drafted.
29. People who blow rape whistles at protests. I could not draft you fast enough.
30. If you say things like “temporary pain for long term gain” to defend inflation. Drafted.
30. Gun-grabbers. Grab this d***. Drafted.
31. AIPAC. I could not draft you harder if I tried.
31. Diddy
32. Pedos. Get comfortable, you won’t be coming back. Drafted
33. The CIA the FBI, the ATF in the IRS. and all your alphabet friends. You’re all D.R.A.F.T.E.D
34. Dearborn. You’ll be learing in Iran now. Drafted.
35. Ever brought up somebody’s children during an argument? You can think about your moral failings in Iran. Drafted.
36. The CEOs of BlackRock, Lockheed Martin, RTX (formerly Raytheon), Northrop Grumman, Boeing, and General Dynamics.
37. The Rothschilds.
38. Every humorless loser who found this post. Drafted.
39. As a follow up to 20, if dogs don’t like YOU, drafted.
40. Animal abusers. Drafted, but with a shock collar.
41. Those people who became millionaires using Black Lives Matter donations while their communities suffered. You wuz DRAFTED. ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽
42. Bureaucrats and lobbyists. drafted.
43. Elder abusers. Drafted.
44. Snake people, drafted.
45. Reddit mods. Drafted
46. People who don’t know what gender they are. We don’t have time for your shit. Drafted.
47. The influencers defending flock cameras and $20 burritos. You can shill in Iran. Drafted.
48. Zelenskyy.
49. The deep state.
50. Furries. Get in the box or your antisemitic. Drafted.