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Pineapple farms looks like someone said they were a pineapple farmer and got caught in the lie so just started chucking pineapples on the grass
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Universal masking initiated at Georgian Bay Hospital 👏👏👏
"....Staff, volunteers and professional staff are now mandated to wear masks when directly interacting with patients. Patients are also required to wear a mask when receiving care or having visitors..." midlandtoday.ca/local-news/g…
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well yeah girl rice cakes aren't necessarily fueling the Marketplace Of Ideas
ED twitter is never sending its strongest soldiers
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He beat cancer and then immediately went back to tweeting about how AI sucks. That's my pope 🙏
Replying to @Pontifex
Machines are tools, not persons. Today, some propose granting these systems rights, or even legal personhood. Such an approach risks obscuring human responsibility and leaving those who suffer harm to confront a faceless entity.
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My latest is out: A murdered father. Poisoned water. Farmers jailed for defending their land. This week, six communities took Canadian mining to an international human rights hearing. Canada told them to file a complaint, after scrapping the office that took them. Canadians should be appalled. Read it via Indigenous Insider: indigenousinsider.substack.c…
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🔴The North of Ireland in the 90s ⚫️The West Bank now Colonial oppression looks the same the world over. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 FREE THE 6 COUNTIES 🇮🇪
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New category of Catholic guilt just dropped.
If the Pope can make the effort to vote, so can you!
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📣 CANADIAN HOSPITALS TO TEST REAL-TIME AIR DISINFECTION “Allowing 10% of our patients to get infected is unsustainable. The cost is simply too high. Billions of $ are spent on treatment & many billions more are lost to the inefficiency of blocked beds.” accessnewswire.com/newsroom/…
- PRESS RELEASE - Upper Air UV Pilot Project in Canadian Hospitals “Allowing 10% of our patients to get infected is unsustainable,” said Hunt. “The cost is simply too high. Billions of dollars are spent on treatment, and many billions more are lost to the inefficiency of blocked beds.” accessnewswire.com/newsroom/…
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A hallway is not a patient room and a divider does not create dignity or privacy. Full stop.
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First Nations don't have clean drinking water and 1 in 4 Canadians have food insecurity
Prime Minister @MarkJCarney said Canada is investing $1.6 billion in Toronto frontier AI developer @cohere as the "Canadian success story" targets a nearly $36 billion valuation in a new round of financing. betakit.com/canada-to-invest…
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Pope Leo has requested his Illinois mail-in ballot, according to the Chicago Sun-Times. He would be the first Pope to ever vote in a U.S. Election.
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One of the highest crimes humanity has ever committed
Legacy media for 3 years: “Israel says it’s targeting Hamas”
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Using a mask in a healthcare announcement photo 🫡
NEW: We obtained internal government data showing Ontario’s hallway health care numbers hit unprecedented highs in the last two years, with over 2,000 patients treated in hallways on an average day last winter 🧵 thetrillium.ca/news/health/o…
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Then just be quiet at home?!? Jfc
Now the parliamentary assistant to Paul Calandra, Cho told reporters that he expensed thousands in hotels because his wife preferred a quiet home while sleep-training a baby torontolife.com/city/stan-ch…
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Remember when we let people work from home?
Doctors swamped with federal workers’ sick notes ctvnews.ca/ottawa/video/2026…
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RT @atRachelGilmore: I'm not sure most Canadians realize what's happening right now with Indigenous folks and the Carney government. Today…
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RT @atRachelGilmore: Here’s Chief Na’Moks of the Wet’suwet’en Nation: “To Prime Minister Carney and the politicians studying Bill C-39, I…
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Canada appeals landmark rulings that found it has legal duties on First Nations water and housing “The Government of Canada continues to fight us in Court over one of our most basic rights as human beings” #cdnpoli aptnnews.ca/national-news/ca…
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We inspired many& many showed up & voted. I appreciate you. I see you, and I hope more of us take up this challenge and fight for better using democracy. Again, to my team, our volunteers& every human being that hosted me, and or collaborated with me on and offline - thank you.
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Extremely greasy for the Liberals to put the Prime Minister's wife in a government role, and refuse to allow the House of Commons to actually summon her and make her responsible to Parliament. If a Conservative did this, you would all be apopleptic!
Liberals shut down a motion to summon Diana Fox Carney before the Fisheries and Oceans Committee regarding her appointment as Canada's new Ocean Envoy and the $1.2B in ocean protection funding.
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10 RN positions eliminated at a Northern Ontario hospital. The question isn’t just who lost their job. What happens to the nurses who remain? What happens to patient safety? We cannot keep asking nurses to do more with less. #onpoli
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