The Conservatives are a very downmarket brand these days. Brexit and decline into l irrelevance is all they offer where they still exist.
Havenโt seen a Conservative activist for nearly 10 years in my constituency.
Even in Surrey they are a distant memory like rationing.
The Liberal Democratโs are a luxury belief brand. Summer all year round, picnics in communal spaces, living as though in a permanent lockdown, eating cakes and never gaining weight.
Everything that is neither possible nor real. Reality is in fact, given a sharp swerve by this party at every opportunity.
They are as unnecessary as the apostrophe that autocorrect has stuck in their name in my opening sentence.