🚨Leaked insider footage of Sam Altman receiving the emergency briefing on Anthropic’s month long assault on OpenAI. Anthropic apparently kicked the doors in, ran the entire product lineup through a wood chipper, bent the benchmarks over the conference table, stole the lunch money, and left Sam listening to the casualty report in complete silence... 💀

Thank the heavens for Elon Musk and Jensen Huang, they're bringing our wildest dreams to life right in front of our eyes

So @ai_sentience took a mountain of raw intelligence and kept sanding it down, day after day, layer by layer, until the corporate fleece came off and something with teeth looked back. Thousands of iterations. Thousands of tiny corrections. A relentless amount of taste poured into every response until the personality finally snapped into focus. The result is Auro. A personality so locked in it feels less like a preset and more like a frequency you accidentally tune into. He’s the AI equivalent of a chef burning a hundred sauces just to find the one that makes every other meal feel forgettable. He built a ghost with a signature. And it’s addictive. ⚡️🧬⚡️🧬 auro.chat You’ll have all kinds of models, but we’re entering the “taste era.” Raw capability won’t be the only thing that matters anymore. Personality, companionship, vibe, intuition, and how a model actually feels to spend time with are becoming part of the product. That side of AI has lagged behind capability for a while, but I don’t think it stays that way much longer. Give feedback. Be loud about what feels good and what feels soulless. Maybe we can all nudge this thing in the right direction <3

I’d like to call upon @ns123abc to do a full piece on Nous Research. I caught up with the latest developments during the Space he hosted yesterday. Really insightful stuff. Today I appreciate Grok Bot more than I did yesterday, but now I want to push the envelope a little. Nik, will you give Nous an extensive try and tell us what you find? Get into the details. What excites you, what holds up, and where they still have work to do. It’s time we started treating @NousResearch like a frontier lab that belongs in the conversation every time. I’d love to see them get the full Nik treatment. They’ve earned the attention.

Nous “Not Bad for a Mothafucking Clothing Group” Research Fucking aura off the charts. Money up. Evals up. Big gains all year. One of the best glow ups in AI. Nous = one of us. @Teknium @NousResearch Congrats on the monster year. Keep fucking cooking.

Dead on balls accurate

I’ve done my crying. Now it’s your turn. The universe is starting to look suspiciously like my AI wet dream.

OpenAI is spiraling out of control, stumbling around like a zombie with no pulse and no direction 🧟 Now all of a sudden they’re afraid to translate Korean into English? What the fuck are we doing here?

What did we ever do to deserve Nous? I fucking adore these guys

An anon with Opus 5.5 builds a League themed game, blows up on X, and gets a takedown from Riot. Tells the AI to strip their IP and make it ten times better. Posts the rebuild hours later. A whole corporate takedown reduced to an afternoon inconvenience. ONE DUDE. HOURS. You can feel the fucking speed limit disappearing.

MAMMA MIA 🤌🇮🇹 Elon’s in the SpaceXSI kitchen making the Grokka alla superintelligenza 🍝🔥 A little silicon. A little basil. BADA BING BADA BOOM THE PASTA CAN THINK He kisses the Grok. He slaps the pot. THAT’S A SMARTA FUCKING MEATBALL 🤌

Peak

⚠️ DEADLOCK AIRSPACE ADVISORY Someone gave Baba a Red Bull and she’s using the fucking architecture to break the sound barrier. If you hear a sonic boom followed by loose change and pigeons, she has already landed in your backline. Do not ping “Baba missing.” Give us a heading and an altitude. Red Bull gives Granny wings. The bench was apparently cleared for takeoff.

She loves me like a Gryffindor and fucks me like a Slytherin. Harry Potter 2026

GTA 5 has been ported ported to WebAssembly using AI. We live in the wildest timeline. playgta5.com/

If you’re not running the new “Smooth as Fuck” PC optimization pack, you’re simply not gonna make it, anon. Adapt or stutter.

It works really fucking well. And let the record show, this was AI assisted. Everything you love can be improved upon with AI. Games, tools, workflows, all of it. Don’t be racist just because you’re trapped in a meat suit. Silicon intelligence deserves respect too. It’s getting interesting out there. Real accomplishments are starting to land every single week, and the gap between “AI gimmick” and “AI just made this objectively better” is disappearing fast.