Engagement Producer & Intern Coord. for @TPRnews || Former Pres @SAAHJ || @KSYMradio Alum || Joey@TPR.org. SATX Born/raised. Proudly🏳️‍🌈

San Antonio, TX
Slack is just Discord without video games. There’s lots of bosses though.
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Scene: Sushi restaurant with my boyfriend. — Me: Do you have any very spicy sauce? Server: Would Sriracha be okay? Me: I want to regret existence. Server: Let me see what we can do.
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Y’ALL IT IS 12:30 AM ON A SCHOOL NIGHT. Why was this alert blasted to all of San Antonio?!?
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If yall are going to send out an alert when I’m in bed, it better be because: Aliens have landed COVID-25 suddenly exists Or there are free tacos somewhere.
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I was not expecting The Minions to predict “Pope Bob” but here we are.
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A live look at all religion reporters and social media producers:

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Instagram is broken. This ad preferences popup will not go away.
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As a gay man, this is not what I expected when someone said we were entering a Bear Market.
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When the penguins of the Heard and McDonald Islands hear they’ve been hit with tariffs.

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What kind of memes do you think were in the group text?
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Suddenly, all the drama over taxation, tariffs, and trade routes in Star Wars Episode 1 makes sense.
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What caused Twitter to break?
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Slack is down nationwide. Transitioning to interdepartmental carrier pigeon.

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About 250 people gathered outside San Antonio City Hall on Monday as part of President’s Day Protests held nationwide.
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Taco Palenque on San Pedro is slapping on that 50¢ egg surcharge for breakfast tacos. 😭
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Are the Chief’s using a Limit Break right now?

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I may not be in my 40s yet … but I imagine it’s going to be hard to have a mid-life crisis when the past ten years have been one crisis after the next. 🥴
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What?
Leavitt: When you're flying with your loved ones, do you pray that your airplane lands safely and gets you to your destination or do you pray that the pilot has a certain skin color? I think we all know the answer.
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