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Thanks to @MISTERBULLBULL for giving my gritty slice-of-life CNF a home. Evidently I got opinions about my daily work commute…
"The rain doesn’t want you to dawdle at the end of the workday. The rain is your bully. It will piss in your Cheerios. It has one mission—purge the streets." @JohannahWrites mrbullbull.com/newbull/flash…
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Thank you @CletusCrow and @havehadhavehad for including my office inspired haikus!!! Thrilled to grab my first 💀!!!!
today from @JohannahWrites !
havehashad.com/hadposts/haic…
ALT October 7, 2026 HaiCubicles Johannah Simon copy room kink is my soft flesh firmly fastened by the stapler’s maw bitch-ass ice machine she’s frigid, gelid, aloof yet melts on my tongue desk near the air vent proximity is power I own the weather
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Seriously-- it's free. You'll learn a little and write a lot.
You can now register for Promptember. It's free! smokelong.com/promptember-20…
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Johannah retweeted
We welcome writing that explores identity, memory, place, transformation, and the complexities of being human.
Submit now: fahmidanjournal.submittable.…
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Thanks to @MicromanceMag and @larotondereview for including my piece on the darker obsessive side of Del Amitri’s mid-90s banger, Roll to Me in this lovely anthology of playlist inspired work 🎶
Heart Beats Anthology now live! Link is in comments... Visit our Ko-Fi page and find the link pinned to the top of the page...
@doctor_dolittle @JohannahWrites @larotondereview @TheDarkestStar_ @MuchAdoAboutNil @NinaMD1 @mrskatiefitz @Madeleine_write
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In honor of National Poetry Day- wanted to call out @NinaMD1 for her fantastic concrete poem, “Some Hearts Break While Others Beat” ❤️
Heart Beats Anthology now live! Link is in comments... Visit our Ko-Fi page and find the link pinned to the top of the page...
@doctor_dolittle @JohannahWrites @larotondereview @TheDarkestStar_ @MuchAdoAboutNil @NinaMD1 @mrskatiefitz @Madeleine_write
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Happy National Poetry Day ✍️
Share a link to your favorite piece with me- want to read great work today!!!!
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“Your skin could do what no star can”— beautiful writing from @TheDarkestStar_
A new poem by Karina Longo is live on Hobart:
hobartpulp.com/web_features/…
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Hey all, spread the word. This year's print issue will be all about SHIT JOBS (fiction or nonfiction up to 4k) mrbullbull.submittable.com/s…
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We invite writers to submit work that is daring, nuanced, vulnerable, and deeply memorable.
Submit now: fahmidanjournal.submittable.…
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Attended the Phi Beta Kappa Chicago indie publishing event at the Art Institute. Met a bunch of local publishers and lit mags. Also got to fan-girl my fav zine expert, @CabooseZine. Snuck a pic of the Chagall Windows 💙
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Wanted to shoutout the incredible editorial team at @UnderbellyPress for the love and care they show in editing and partnering with writers. The feedback on what works and what needs refining is invaluable🫶
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WiFi is out… only streaming we can access is hoopla… which is how we ended up watching Master (not MasterS) of the Universe. It’s terrible- not in a good way.
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Your ideas deserve an audience. Submit your essays, commentary, cultural writing, and thoughtful pieces to Fahmidan Blog.
Submit here: fahmidanjournal.submittable.…
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Johannah retweeted
NEW SPECIAL
Get a LARGE hand sewn journal for $10 shipped
Available patterns shown in the photo
Link in bio!
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...so im 0 for 2 on drink-related giveaways today. No DD pink knitted drink cozy, no Dutch Bros light up ice cube... but I'm being an adult about it.
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