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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Replying to @NickJFreitas
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Harmeet Dhillon unleashed is pretty awesome.

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Replying to @jefftimmer
Wait are you a Lincoln Project jerk? Sit down. You are in no position to lecture anyone.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
I am getting word that he has doubled down.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
مو به تن آدم سیخ میشه این مردم و میبینه عاشق این مردمم دمتون گرم عزیزان
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Extortion at the highest level… those are the President's words today, and for once somebody in that building is saying it plainly instead of hiding behind a press release and a room full of lawyers. Let me explain what happened. Days after Democrats took the House and the Senate, Trump ordered the Justice Department to investigate Democrats threatening his officials and donors with impeachment, imprisonment and every other punishment they can dream up, and he put Senator Elissa Slotkin's name right on it. Slotkin went out in October and talked about going after the people who enabled Trump, and the message was aimed straight at young Republicans… the kids thinking about serving in this administration, the staffers, the people who are not famous and do not have a war chest for legal fees. Think about that for a second. A sitting United States Senator telling a 26 year old staffer that if you go to work for the President the American people elected, we will come for you when we get the gavel. What do you call that? Because I call it a threat, and I have watched exactly how this works… Jeffrey Clark, John Eastman, Kenneth Chesebro, the alternate electors, the lawyers, the volunteers, people bankrupted and dragged through courtrooms so the next person thinks twice before standing up. Scare the help, starve the bench of good people, and then go on TV and lecture everybody about norms. And yet the same media that spent four years cheering for lawfare is already crying that Trump is trying to criminalize oversight. Oversight? You mean telling young Americans their lives will be ruined for taking a job serving their country? Come on. It is a stacked deck, and they know it. Here is the reality. The Democrats just took Congress and the first thing out of their mouths is not lower gas prices or a secure border, it is subpoenas, impeachments, and threats meant to scare people out of public service. They are not serious people. They are not honorable people. They only know power and how to use it on the little guy who cannot fight back. So good. Investigate it. Every word, every threat, every staffer and donor who was told to back off or else, and make them answer under oath the same way they made everyone else answer. @realDonaldTrump do not let anyone at DOJ slow walk this one. Protect the young people who said yes to serving this country, and put Slotkin on the record about her threats. Pray, Stand, Speak, ACT. Love, What all of you good people are thinking
Trump just ordered an immediate DOJ criminal probe into Democrats threatening extortion against his officials and donors—calling out Sen. Elissa Slotkin directly. The Left spent years weaponizing the system. Trump is playing hardball now. No more games. Hold them accountable! 🇺🇸 x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2119…
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
My statement on Governor-elect Amy Klobuchar’s soon to be vacant U.S. Senate seat. (I will not be taking additional questions about the subject at this time)
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
We’re all excited about the moderates and moderation but you have to pause and observe that this is factually completely wrong slopulism
Talarico argues pro-business really means pro-big business, socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for everyone else “I've seen that when people talk about being pro-business, what that usually means is being pro-big business, right?” “we basically subsidize Walmart through Medicaid because they don't give their employees quality healthcare.” “So again, socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the rest of us.” “And this is not a radical vision. It's what we had before.” w/ @jamestalarico
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
MSG out here just casually waging a genocide on Macklemore’s whole career
A spokesperson for Madison Square Garden has responded to Macklemore's claim that he was blocked from booking his "Free Palestine" show at the venue. "We have some of the busiest venues in the world with extremely limited availability and he's not an arena level act."
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Just look at the massive crowd of Iranians who traveled from across Europe to stand for an Iran free from terrorist Islamists, despite the threats. While many European cities have seen riots and destruction disguised as “protests,” these Iranians demonstrated with respect and dignity. They waved the historic Lion and Sun flag alongside the American, Israeli, and their host countries’ flags, raising them high, not burning them. This is what a real protest for freedom looks like. x.com/khoshnevisnaser/status…
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
The White House ordered a review of all @elonmusk’s contracts, directing agencies to terminate any that weren’t needed, overpriced, or could be bid to a competitor. Every single one came back as “KEEP.” wsj.com/business/trump-aides…
Exactly 😂 Tesla has no government contracts and President Trump ended federal incentives for electric vehicles. SpaceX contracts with the government are BOTH the best product AND the lowest price! Moreover government revenue will be less than 10% of SpaceX revenue this quarter and less then 5% a year from now. Happy to cancel any that the government doesn’t want. Just say the word!
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USS Texas (BB-35) sits under floodlights in a Galveston dry dock, midway through the most extensive rebuild of her 110-plus year life. She is the last dreadnought battleship left on Earth, and the only ship in the world to have fought in both World Wars. From the North Sea in 1918 to the invasion beaches of Normandy and Southern France in 1944, then on to Iwo Jima and Okinawa in 1945, Texas carried her crew through nearly every major amphibious campaign of the Atlantic and Pacific without ever hauling down her flag. She lost just one sailor to enemy fire across all of it. Few remember that Texas was also a technological pioneer. She was the first U.S. battleship built with 14-inch guns, the first to mount anti-aircraft weapons, the first to launch an aircraft, and among the earliest warships in the Navy to carry radar. By the time she was decommissioned on April 21, 1948, she had already rewritten the rules of naval gunnery twice over. That same day, Texas became something else entirely: the first battleship in the world preserved as a permanent museum ship. Every battlewagon that followed her into retirement — Alabama, North Carolina, Massachusetts, the Iowa-class ships — did so because Texas proved it could be done first. This photo, taken in October 2022 at Gulf Copper's Galveston yard, captures her a few weeks into a rebuild that would eventually replace over 700 tons of steel and consume more than 400,000 labor hours. Decades of corrosion at her old berth near San Jacinto had left her listing hard to starboard; without this dry dock, she likely wouldn't have survived another decade afloat. She's since been refloated, and the Battleship Texas Foundation has secured her a permanent new home at Pier 15 in the Port of Galveston, with a public reopening targeted for late 2026. After more than a century, America's first battleship museum is finally getting the one thing she never had — a home built to last.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Uh are Iranians just white people??
🔴عکس و فیلمای وایرال شده از یه باشگاه ورزشی زنونه توی بالاشهر تهران. بوی پول و سلامت روان از پشت موبایل حس شد💸
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
About 70% of publishing professionals are women. Because agents and editors tend to select books they personally relate to, an increasing number of male authors are being sidelined in the publishing industry, resulting in an overwhelming number of female protagonists on our shelves—and a dearth of male ones. No wonder young men are no longer reading.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
The photo is located here, Mr President: 41°47′11″N 87°35′09″W Chicago, IL
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
A country whose National Palace has been in ruins since 2010 and has never been rebuilt, yet here a gang’s house used for kidnapping and killing people is being built right in front of everyone. @nayibbukele Flatten it for us, Papu.🤗💋
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
1. Twitter was the epicenter of wokeness 2. Twitter allowed the left to live in an echo chamber that both rewarded their worst instincts and persuaded the institutional libs to go along with them 3. This locked elected Dems into a Catch 22 where if they were normal about something Twitter would get mad at them; but if they acted Twitter about something, normal people would be annoyed. 4. Elected Dems weighed their options and decided to appease the terrorists 5. Everyone got pissed off at them because they were crazy 6. Elon bought Twitter and turned it into X 7. The left self exiled to BlueSky and secret caves outside of Kabul to regroup 8. Elected Dems and hopefuls felt liberated to signal that they were normalsauce by wearing jeans and hats and eating meat and stuff that would get them literally not figuratively crucified under Woke 1. 9. The exiled left coalesced around a few radicals in terrorist enclaves like NYC and Minnesota and Michigan and told the libs that if they opposed them they’d blow up their cars 10. Free from strict woke constraints imposed by Old Guard Twitter the libs and the left and the rube centrists joined forces and won every single race in the world including the usually right leaning race for assistant comptroller to the garbage collectors union of Swinefister, Nebraska after the candidate wisely deleted a bunch of old tweets about how he wanted to drown every single cop in a vat of acid to free Palestine. 11. So really this is all Elon’s fault.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Replying to @nayibbukele
Best community note, EVER!
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
every ford f-150 is going to be melted down into a maglev
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