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Hunger Hike 2025 secure.qgiv.com/event/hunger… # my wife and I are walking to raise money for the Northwest Indiana food bank, click on the link if you could donate a dollar that would be great. If you can’t I understand!
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This car is worth almost as much as my house. You can live in it too lol
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A man goes viral after EMS came to his aid.
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I love how certain people assume once you hit a certain age your only options for hobbies are either alcoholism or existential dread and anything else is childish.
Fox News anchors slam Grand Theft Auto 6 for its violence, saying when you're 40 you shouldn't play violent video games, and even claiming you can play them on refrigerators and calculators. "It's just crime, anarchy, debauchery on the streets of Miami. And hookers."
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I mean, Trump isn’t always wrong about everything
Lots to unpack here but Trump says Bill Maher is an unfunny loser pothead/drunk and the recent dinner was a waste of time. TRUMP: Let's talk about this COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER, Bill Maher. When I became President, I agreed to meet, after the first one, and the last one, but never agreed to do his show, which he wants me to do, DESPARATELY I believe he lied to me when I asked him, with all the applause and laughter he gets after almost everything he says, about thing that aren't funny or even any good, what Laughter Machine does he use? People can't think he's funny. Bill was very nervous. He asked for a drink. He was very insecure, and he had a seriously bruised eye and nose area, as though somebody had just beaten him up — But it wasn't me! No sooner had we had that first dinner at the White House, which is a very seductive and beautiful place, especially now that I have fully renovated and fixed it in the style which it deserves, Bill wanted to come back. Also, I wanted to tell Bill that he's a major POTHEAD. He's got to stop, it's very bad for his health. He looked like hell this time. Bill was drunk and had alcohol in his hand as he walked through the White House. Stephen A. Smith and Kid Rock came along with him. I learned nothing, and felt it was a waste of time. After the first dinner, Bill Maher was friendly, I guess, everyone walked away pleased. After the second dinner, Bill's "show" was far worse than the first. He went crazy! He's gutless, because he enjoyed every minute. Also, I am not a building a swimming pool in the White House Briefing Room, and never had any intention of doing so.
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🚨 BREAKING: Pennsylvania Republicans blocked a bill to allow child sex abuse survivors to sue their abusers.
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corn bout to taste like 40 on pump 6
It get hot in my kitchen!!
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Chili Burgers 🍔 #FitzMagicEats
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Got nachos from Mas Tacos
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type shit they make you drive in GTA with 8 mins to pass the mission
This boat is a “Log Bronc” and is used to move logs around in sawmill ponds 👀
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They can't keep getting away with this! #JDVance
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We were watching cartoons yesterday and my 5-year-old immediately recognized a giraffe. I started sobbing. My baby Einstein just passed a presidential cognitive test.
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somebody tell walmart to chill on the Christmas decorations, we haven’t even celebrated Survivor Series yet
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Tony Soprano doesn’t get the hype for Grand Theft Auto VI 🎮😅
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My dads cat is ours now, trying to get her to come upstairs. She’s afraid of the dog who would get only lick her to death lol
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WWE Legends meeting about how good Triple Dippers from Chili's are because why not? #wwe #wrestling #prowrestling #aew #comedy
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Guajillo chilis filet mignon and potatoes
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My fellow Americans, the moment you see these in a Target, let me know.
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Hulk Hogan explains how he taught Michael Jackson how to moonwalk. #hulkhogan #wwe #wrestling #prowrestling #aew
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One of the best Halloween costumes ever [🎃 utahstories]
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