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Kristina Holzweiss, kristinaholzweiss.com
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“I have never been there, but my grandmother from Moldova thought of herself as Russian, and therefore the people of Donbas prefer to be in the Russian zone of influence,” is some top-notch geopolitical analysis.
Arno Klarsfeld : «La plupart des gens du Donbass préfèrent être dans la zone d’influence russe», dans #LHeureInter Toute l'info est à retrouver sur cnews.fr
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Abdul’s side in this conflict has rejected every peace offer ever, including very generous ones, as Bill Clinton and others have explained. The Jews have repeatedly said yes, Abdul’s side has always said no. Additional context: Just this past week, Abdul — who will blather endlessly about his Anti-Israel-First passion — notably declined to condemn the Iranian regime and stand with its victims.
Ezra Klein: What should America’s position towards Israel and Palestinians be? El-Sayed: Our stated policy in the region is that we believe in a two-state solution — which is wild because we’re aiding, arming and abetting the very government that is attempting to foreclose on the possibility of a second state openly. We should treat Israel the way we’d treat any other country that did the same stuff.
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Jonah Goldberg retweeted
The BBC has reported the deaths of 53 “journalists” in Gaza who have been claimed as terrorists by Hamas and other groups. Some of them took part in the Oct 7 attacks and several have been hailed as “martyrs” by their terrorist organisations. 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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Jonah Goldberg retweeted
1/9 I’m in @thedispatch Debates today. In fact, the debate is about my work: What is the relationship between state civil terrorism laws and the freedom of speech? (I say: mutually reinforcing. @TheFIREorg's Matthew Harwood says: incompatible.) thedispatch.com/debates/civi…
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Democrats and Republicans have spent twenty years arguing over emissions regulations that have never had, and likely never will have, any meaningful effect. My latest @thedispatch: thedispatch.com/newsletter/d…
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Jonah Goldberg retweeted
AI is not deserving of any rights if you understand rights as, you know, rights. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
NEW: Dario Amodei has said that AI systems "may be deserving of important rights." Anthropic's top safety researchers argue AI may be "justified in going rogue." Experts at Google and OpenAI worry about a digital "slave trade." So do some government officials. Once relegated to science fiction, the idea of "AI welfare" has become shockingly mainstream at some of the most powerful companies in the world. It is changing the way AI research is conducted and the way models are programmed. And critics say these changes have raised the odds of all kinds of catastrophic scenarios—including the ones these companies are warning about. I spent months investigating the frontier labs and AI "safety" experts seeking to regulate AI. What I found was a profoundly anti-human ideology that would alarm the average citizen and could determine the future of a world-altering technology.🧵 freebeacon.com/america/suici…
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Trump was pissed his summitry with Xi didn't generate more TV coverage. Maybe launching an idiotic WH media ban days before a prized photo-op was ill-advised? Maybe someone on staff could have said, "Hey, this will be thrown out by the court. And, besides, we have the big summit coming. Best not to mess that up." But no. Also, just fyi, Trump's 2024 victory was something like the 44th "biggest" electoral college landslide ever, out of 60 (in other words roughly 75% of presidents had bigger electoral college victories). His popular vote margin was also totally average. But just to nerd out: It wouldn't matter. Presidents don't get extra powers or privileges when they win in a landslide. Presidents only have the powers delineated in the Constitution. The fact that Trump lies about having won in a landslide in order to beg for better treatment just makes the whole spectacle more pathetic and sad.
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The judiciary system in Iran has confirmed 74 lashes for Parastoo Ahmadi for the “crime” of singing. She sang without compulsory hijab. She hurt no one. She simply used her voice. Now she faces 74 lashes, a two-year travel ban, and a two-year ban from audiovisual activities. This should not be only an Iranian women’s issue. Every singer, every artist, every woman, every man who believes in basic human dignity should stand with Parastoo. Say her name. Share her story. Use your platform. 74 lashes for singing should outrage all of us. Parastoo said: “I am Parastoo, a girl who cannot stay silent and refuses to stop singing for the people she loves. This is my right, one I will never surrender. I sing for this land I adore, for the soil of my homeland. Here, in this sacred corner of our beloved Iran, listen to my voice in this imagined concert, and dream of a free and beautiful nation.”
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I don't like giving P.R. advice. Not my lane. But here's a free tip. If you run an AI firm, don't go from saying "AI may murder us all" to "AI deserves constitutional rights" in the same couple weeks. People might conclude you guys are lying freaks or, worse, honest freaks.
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I can't look at this scene and not point out that there's a continuity problem in the fuller version. It's very minor. But the handwriting and placement of the word "SATAN" changes. I have watched Animal House too many times not to make use of my knowledge.
Movie Law: Teachers are terrible at clock management. They always seem surprised when the bell rings, and as the students hurry out, the teachers’ reminders about homework assignments or overdue papers go unheeded.
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Jonah Goldberg retweeted
Russia banned exports of diesel fuel in late July, and extended it through January, so it’s not all that plausible to argue that recent Ukrainian strikes have anything to do with diesel prices in the U.S. right now.
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On the last day of his presidency, Bill Clinton pardoned Marc Rich. An enormous number of progressive pundits and politicians furiously condemned the pardon as shocking and beyond the pale. Many longstanding Clinton critics were like "Oh come on. You have discovered something to criticize with seconds left on the clock of his presidency?" In other words, the lefty condemnations of Clinton seemed more like an opportunity for some of Clinton's most indefatigable apologists to suddenly "prove" their non-partisan objectivity. I'm getting the same vibe from a lot of longstanding Trump water carriers suddenly "shocked" by Trump's corruption, self-absorption, crudeness etc. The interesting thing is that Trump has 2 years left. I know Trump won't change. But I do wonder if the new complainers can sustain this for two more years.
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This must happen.
Dear @marvel @marvelstudios: Please, for the love of it all, give us a one-shot of Michael Pena as Luis doing a recap of the entire MCU saga leading up to @Avengers: Doomsday.

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He seems bitey and scratchy.
This is a melanistic güiña (Leopardus guigna), also known as the kodkod, one of the world’s smallest wild cats, photographed in the wild. [📸 emintehess]
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Jonah Goldberg retweeted
No one asks for reparations from, say, China (which did not abolish slavery until 1910) or Ethiopia (1942) or Saudi Arabia (1962). You know why? Because they don't encourage the shake-down artists.
I’ve had enough of these grifters. If another government comes whining for slavery reparations from the country that distinguished itself by its relentless global abolitionism, we should treat it as a hostile act and respond with economic sanctions. dailymail.com/debate/article…
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