Afternoon all. Just had the wife stare. We were in a cafe. Chap asked me about my legs. I jokingly replied, ‘shark attack’. Well, I expected the chap to laugh. But, he didn’t, he went on to ask which ocean it was and how remarkable I was to have survived such an event.
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I think you need to keep some of these upon your person to stave off AWS (angry wife syndrome). Whether you stuff one in your mouth to keep it shut and thus prevent AWS or offer her one after the fact is entirely at your discretion.😉

Sep 17, 2026 · 3:27 PM UTC

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‘AWS’ Ha ha. Brilliant. Very funny. Any chance of a choccy roll? Can I DM you my address?
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