Professional degenerate, rug chaser, jpeg sommelier. If a picture is worth a 1000 words then NFTs speak volumes.

Random thought. If #BoredApeYachtClub doesn't make it, literally what like it can? Nothing...right? It's an OG future-proof cultural artifact. Potentially the coolest flex of our lifetime. It's like Crypto Punks if Crypto Punks fucked and looked cool #butpunksRstillcooltho
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I am becoming painfully aware that having the trifecta of basic reading comprehension, the ability to think instead of feeding claude, and an attention span superior to one of a hamster on crack, is enough to give you a big edge in this market. Very bearish humanity.
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I just want to put this on the record: @0xQuit is an absolute gem in this space, and we don't deserve him. The man has worked all night to save over 23,000 NFTs worth almost $6M USD from a hack. Absolute legend.
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"Dad why is my sister named rose?" "Because your mother loves roses" "Thanks dad" "No problem 0xQuit"
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Absolute fucking legend.
worked through the entire night to save ~$6M worth of NFTs and all I'll be able to think about is the $1.7M in WETH I wasn't fast enough for. Fuck scammers.
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the united states needs crypto in a way that your average person has zero understanding of proliferation of stablecoins and tokenized stocks extends US Dollar dominance & in turn increases net buyers of US Debt at scale in a way that cannot be easily replicated your benefit of being here & understanding this is a massive advantage that you should not take lightly
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SEA by OpenSea is not coming It’s been around 1.5 years since they announced it They farmed us for years, only to later say the market was too bad to launch The last few weeks have been very strong market wise NFT volume is up, majors are performing well, yet we’re still waiting It’s sad there’s no real competition for them. They can do whatever they want What are we even waiting for?
$SEA is coming. Here are a few things to know: • Historical OpenSea usage, not just recent activity, will be an important ingredient • Claim process will be simple and accessible. US users welcome • We’re focused on long-term sustainability and supporting a healthy, enduring community • No details on timing yet. We’re taking the learnings from this space and getting it right As always, only trust updates from @openseafdn and @opensea
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My hottest take is that $LIT is going to flip $HYPE
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Replying to @0xQuit
I don't understand why ppl still use Ledger when you can just go to a BDSM club
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Them: You can’t be locked in on something for 365 days and not see results. Crypto:
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"So you bought solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR because it's a coin about an anonymous cat with a bag on its head?" "Yes Dave." "And you get paid 100% APY in zcash:native , an anonymous token along the way?" "That's correct, Dave." "And you plan to hold it until what price?" "Zillions, Dave."
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my god solana:6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx has officially burned more % of their token supply in 7 weeks of existing (16.9%), than solana:pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn has in 140 weeks of existing (16.76%). and it has no VCs that will unlock and dump on you. BILLIONS
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imagine thinking these aren't great market conditions @opensea
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My pronouns are all/in.
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Next $BONER pump might get weird on chain again Pool already has 33.5% of all HIMS on chain. The remainder will get swallowed up fast
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zen - the bag stays on
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BREAKING: SEC provides clarity
BREAKING: The SEC grants a five-year "Innovation Exemption" for tokenized securities venues, allowing blockchain platforms to list and trade real tokenized stocks with full shareholder rights.
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You have Bike Tyson. You have Adam Sander. You have Toe Rogan. But have you ever ACTUALLY seen... Thread Guy.
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$BONER will become the first memestock widely accepted by a company Their investor community is already involved and now the CEO is following @bonercoinlong and tweeting @vladtenev about tokenized stocks Mix this with meme power alone and it's the memecoin winner of the cycle
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AMC CEO: Fuck you vlad. HIMS CEO: Very cool.
Replying to @vladtenev
Very cool
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"In 2026 we will have flying cars" 2026:
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