D.gen. Clanker whisperer. JPG addict.
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It’s a good time to say this one last time, now that we’re all happy and the fun part begins.
I will buy and sell whatever I want whenever I want for whatever reason I see fit and I give no one any explanations: I run no paid groups and never will, I gamble my own money and will do so at will. I am also uninterested in being a community member ever again: no one gives a fuck anyways, I could disappear from here tomorrow and no one would give two fucks within a week. Maybe less. I owe you nothing.
I will talk about a lot of shit, I will never be paid for that, and not once have I ever been in the past. I even forgave very legitimate advisory gigs to be able to always bullpost and shitpost in peace.
A lot of shit will be extremely left curve, some will rug, some will do fantastic, some will be exploited, some will be generational, sometimes I’ll be plain wrong, but NOTHING I will ever say is financial advice. This is the diary of a gambler. I am having fun, and will continue to have fun within the confines of logic and decency.
What you do with that is not my problem.
At some point I will probably have a social trading account. That is clearly the future. If anything, I think people are selling themselves short right now. Especially if memestonks meta and streaming and tradfi keep merging, I can see threadguy’s idea of this becoming the future of entertainment to a virally high level very possible. It will be the only “paid” thing I’ll ever do, as it takes nothing away from others. And if I’ll ever do that, I’ll make sure to be paid well. I will be public about it and make sure it’s very clear. That’s kind of the whole point.
I tweet from the toilet most of the times, I’m the typo king, I don’t curate ever. I don’t even have monetization active. This account was a mere accident, and I kept it squeaky clean.
Make sure you do the same.
And remember, borrowed conviction never goes far. If you follow me, you will get rekt: you don’t know my size, my timeframes, exit points or full formed thesis, and even if you did, those can change in a whim. The best traders in the world adapt fast.
The one thing I always have been and always will be is honest in both wins and losses: you’re both your own best friend and worst enemy in this trading journey. Embrace that, empower yourself, take responsability and journal your progress.
Turn on your brain, do your own research, like actually fucking read and understand things deeply, find your own style: it’s the only way to level up.
Enjoy the ride as much as you can, I think there’s a nonzero chance this is the fabled bull run.
But remember to log off this time.
I know I will.
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Funny reading this a couple of hours after my post about launchpads and pvp.
Higher for the Inu, wich remains artificificial and PVE.
We’re building the financial layer for stock communities onchain.
→ Introducing LONG 500.
Our goal: the S&P 500 of tokenized stocks. Compounding $AI into the most diverse community-owned reserve on @RobinhoodCrypto chain.
Every new stock-paired launch now contributes stock-token fees directly to the $AI Community Vault.
With 70+ tokenized stocks supported on LONG, each new stock community brings another source of accumulation into the reserve.
As LONG’s stock ecosystem expands, more markets contribute to what $AI is building.
$AI holders gain a reason to discover and support new stock communities. Creators gain a connection to an established audience whose reserve benefits from their activity.
This upgrade also includes a new buyback system for new pairs that can be triggered by anyone 24/7.
Here’s how it works:
→ 5% of stock-token fees from new stock-paired pools goes to the $AI reserve.
→ Another 5% funds buybacks and burns of the token paired with the stock.
Automatic LP compounding continues. Creator fees remain unchanged.
The same activity builds your market’s liquidity, buys back and burns your token, and adds stock assets to the $AI reserve.
Build your own community while giving an established one a reason to root for you:
That is PvE.
Following community requests, upgraded community vaults for ALL past pairs are also planned, with additional features.
A reason to root for every new launch, while compounding what we’ve already built.
LONG.
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Holy fuck.
SO MUCH HIGHER.
*SEC STAFF ISSUES FAQS ON CRYPTO ASSET SECURITIES LAWS APPLICATION
*SEC STAFF: TOKEN BUYBACKS ON FUNCTIONAL PROTOCOLS DO NOT CONSTITUTE MANAGERIAL EFFORTS
*SEC STAFF: LIQUID STAKING TOKENS ARE DIGITAL COMMODITIES OR TOOLS, NOT SECURITIES
*SEC STAFF: MAINTENANCE, ENHANCEMENTS, SYSTEM GRANTS NOT CONSIDERED ESSENTIAL MANAGERIAL EFFORTS
*SEC STAFF: PROMOTING CRYPTO UTILITY WITHOUT PROFIT CLAIMS GENERALLY NOT AN INVESTMENT CONTRACT
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Look guys, I think there’s a deep misunderstanding of what stonk’s main token: it’s Zcat, and it’s not even close.
It’s not Stonk.
No one gives a shit about launchpads, it’s just their ability to produce runners, and the ceiling they set. The whole stonk run - both the token itself and the rest of the eco - started there and will end there if they keep vamping themselves with endless copycats, same exact tickers in top 10 even, instead of backing their unique runners directly.
If the players don’t understand this dynamic and go back to farming bundled unoriginal 2 milli toppers, it’s over.
Long Eco in that sense is vastly superior, and it shows in the raw numbers, in larger mcap, deeper liquidity pools and established pairs.
That’s their main ability: creating moats around winning teams. Anti vamp measures, ticker protection, in house support. Sacrificing volume and in house revenue short term for a more sustainable long term model.
After an explosive runup, Pons was starting to retrace HARD until Orbi went for a 100 milli run, and they recognized that and BACKED it. Gave their star players like Orbi itself and Index their own pairs and benefits. And it’s now 50% off the lows since and running. More of that. More support, incentives, fostering in house talent.
Base memestonk model will live and die by Vcat. I still stand by that too. In the ability to create a massive runner for their best pair/app/protocol on the market, VVV.
And creating a moat around it, in fostering their growth.
Again, no one gives a fuck about launchpads. Main runners up immensely is the only way out.
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I see a lot of liquidations on my feed that shouldn’t be happening.
Stop overleveraging btc and eth that are clearly in death chop mode. It’s pointless. Pick quality alts and chill, asymmetry is much higher. Both your portfolio and mental health will be thanking you.
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Fastest horse in top five and just broke out on LTF. Doge well on it’s way too, ~5% away from it’s own breakout…
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We just added another type of launch option to Nosh.
You can now pair your token to Tokenized Cards (NFTs) across many different categories including the likes of Pokemon, One Piece, Sports Trading cards and more.
Gotta sweep em all. 🫡
Tokenized cards are spread across different platforms and chains.
We put them all in one place.
Sports, Pokémon, One Piece, and more. Graded, raw, sealed. Filter by category or platform.
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This makes me so fundamentally happy. What a massive win this would be.
For safety. For privacy. For human rights.
INTEL: KYC should collect less personal data and use zero-knowledge proofs to verify compliance without revealing names, income or addresses, SEC Commissioner Hester Peirce says
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I think if Hyperevm wants to be “a thing” for retail, something like @SignalFam needs to be championed…
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Dear @vladtenev and @fern, considering timeline, spacing between listings, macro narratives, daily chart and more importantly my bags, this is where you list the Artificial Inu and set this place on fire.
Yours truly. Artificial monke.
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Mmmm, I wanna see this shit V shape by Asylum weekend, otherwise I expect chopsville for a while - makes sense - and time to put the perps to rest for a bit and back scouting onchain. Insane week either way, we might be due some chopsolidation.
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