Parody Alt Account | Building Kitchens in the Cloud

Seattle, WA
In shambles
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Alternate proposal:
Free Palestine. Netanyahu burn in hell.
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That Alexandr Wang khat post is legendary
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“you must be a yemeni farmer addicted to khat if you think muse is going to have 1 billion users” muse:
Made with AI
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What?
Yup, unarmed planes were sent up. Their only option, ramming. But it was over before they could intercept any of the planes. piped.video/watch?v=ZBw5Nn2u…
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Just made the clutch move of ordering pizza for the function
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“We just want healthcare”
🚨 “The More Dysgenic, the Better”: Beatrice Adler-Bolton Says the Left Must Give Up the “Fantasy of Being Fitter Than the Fascists” At Socialism 2026, Adler-Bolton argues that “fitness is a measure of relative disposability under capitalism” and says the goal should not be to become “more useful to the ruling order.” She says the left should not try to beat fascists “at their own game” by becoming “fitter, more eugenic.” “In fact, the more dysgenic, the better, I think.” She closes by arguing that revolution is not “a contest between optimized and properly prepared bodies” and that the very idea is itself fascist.
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Always been confused how people who have such little knowledge about something can be worked up about it so much. Gel-Mann is real but I couldn’t imagine chimping out unless I have more information lol
Bipartisan backlash is growing in response to the rapid buildout of AI data centers across the country, with potential ramifications in the midterm elections. ABC News' Elizabeth Schulze reports. abcnews.visitlink.me/_mOnrO
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Replying to @esaagar
I too like to get incoherently angry about things I just recently learned about.
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Nice cocktail bar in a back alley: white collar clientele making > $200k Nice cocktail bar on rooftop: All drug dealers wearing tracksuits What means?
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Travis Kalanick. Atoms & Uber. August 16, 2026. Available everywhere you get podcasts. @travisk
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My hero
Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams traveled to Wisconsin Rapids to sell residents on a massive new data center in their town. They answered with boos. Turns out leaving New York doesn’t make people any more interested in being lectured by Eric Adams.
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Finally found my rallying cry.
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Men out here confessing they treat prostitutes better than women they're actually dating.
I know a lot of great men, and none of them would send an uber. It starts to seem like prostitution. I don't think cost is the issue here, given the restaurant
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.@travisk's commute takes 5 minutes on a jet ski going 70 mph on Lake Austin. "Who else do you know is jet skiing to work? Nobody. I'm the guy."
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honestly caring about high taxes is broke behavior
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Smartest people I knew from high school: - Took so much molly it cooked his brain but still smarter than 99% of people - Got sucked into a Chinese religious cult - In a top law school Smartest person I know: - FAANG senior engineer who smokes Chinese darts
smartest people i knew from high school: - in jail for 35 years for murder - risk for a lending company - member of technical staff at open ai - MD/PhD studying immunology
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There’s $10 million on your laptop right now. You just have to figure out what buttons to click to cash it out.
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I was born to roll in Ibiza all summer. But unfortunately there is SaaS to be built
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Pro Waymo, pro data center, pro nuclear, pro solar, pro train, anti zoning, pro housing has to be one of the most correct and unelectable combinations in America
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