cope. seethe. rage why the fuck would anyone try to wash trade when we have trading fees incredible intellect on display

i thought more about it. beni, sorry for being a dick. i shouldn't have attacked you personally. it was cocky and unnecessary, and i should have stuck to the facts. i do want to clarify one thing: our incentives pay for liquidity, not wash trading. the claim that we’re incentivizing wash trading is incorrect, but i should have explained why instead of making it personal. this has made clear we need to do a better job explaining how our incentives work and the safeguards we have in place. we’ve laid out the full context here: news.kalshi.com/p/the-facts-…

Did you know that Kalshi paid a guy to call Shayne, the founder of Polymarket, the n-word lmfao Oh I am back btw

Customer support is raging at me because i sent an AI reply after being stuck talking to their AI bot for 30min

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