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This is my spirit animal.
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Of all the great Mark Twain quotes, this one speaks the loudest to me:
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MAGA jokes aren't funny and every accusation is a confession so we've had to enroll them into the Witless Projection Program
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This little turd is why my laptop sits on the arm of my recliner instead of ON MY LAP.
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They got rid of women and Black people because of DEI so women and Black people ran for office and took their jobs!
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Can we have Stephen Colbert back in January
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Do you think Creamsicle is a good name for him?
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Ukraine has more bombing to do. I'm getting followed by bots again.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Maybe if trump hadn't made cuts that crippled weather forecasting he would've seen the blue tsunami coming.
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I mean - this absolutely sounds correct…
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"The weasel's last fart" (itachi no saigo-ppe / イタチの最後っ屁) is a Japanese idiom describing the last-ditch effort, a final desperate resort, or a weak, obnoxious parting shot or comeback made by someone who is already defeated. Looking at you, Trump, and sycophants.
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Sometimes the most powerful response to wrongdoing isn't to hurt the wrongdoer. It's to make sure the wrongdoing never happens again.
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Truly a work of art.
Dodger Stadium aerial view.
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I want all you mother fuckers that said you would leave if this and that happened, well it looks like you better start packing and GO! #Elections2026
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The first election a Pope has ever voted in and Republicans get wiped out. It's truly a sign from god.
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