TexansCleanHouse0-17@KeepEmCominnn

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 San Antonio, TX
Joined September 2011
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Sam Block
@theblockspot
10h
Texans 3 years before CJ Stroud arrived: • 4-12… No Playoffs • 4-13… No Playoffs • 3-13-1… No Playoffs Texans 3 years since CJ Stroud arrived: • 10-7… Playoff W • 10-7… Playoff W • 12-5… Playoff W STOP BLAMING CJ STROUD.
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Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdate
5h
The #Texans have designated WR Tank Dell to return from IR. A huge day for Dell, who tore his ACL, LCL and MCL, dislocated his knee and suffered meniscus damage in a catastrophic injury in 2024. He has worked his way all the way back. 🙏
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buckets
@badbuckets_
4h
fuck it, 13-4 season loading
Houston Texans
@HoustonTexans
5h
WR Tank Dell, DT Kayden McDonald and T Braden Smith have returned to practice.
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Adebayo Usman ABOO JIHAAD
@usmanade_
6h
“Men should go for women their level” You are his level.
🍰@simiiiii__
Oct 6
we dey queue for bus together , you’re still asking me for my number????
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tife 🎀
@bolutifee___
Oct 6
BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE! BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE! BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE! BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE! BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE!
mars ꕤ viu a ari 3x@presencebright
Oct 6
I had sex with this one guy yesterday that his dick was so fucking thick that i honestly don’t know how i’m walking straight rn my pussy aches so bad someone help me
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Shawn
@PalmerDesigns_
5h
You mocked a young player after he made the biggest catch of his career.
C.J. Gardner-Johnson
@CGJXXIII
6h
Mental health is serious, trust me this game takes a toll! Be there for us instead of mock us!
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Takasira 🧬🖤 | platinum virus
@takasiraVT
6h
Because women can withdraw their verbal consent at any time.
Elsa || VT SUPPORTER👸||@Elsa_Vtuber_
23h
Whyyy.....?🙄
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MrFantastic824 B.A.B.G.
@mrfantastic824
4h
No nigga is "THAT NIGGA" anymore & this is why niggas ain't taking no women serious...
Robert Littal BSO
@BSO
7h
Woman Reaches Out to Spurs Dylan Harper With Receipts that His Girlfriend JoJo Lacey is Cheating on Him With Her Boyfriend and Tells Him to GET OUT Before it is Too Late (Texts-Hotel Pics) ==> bit.ly/4rUmwMv
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Vito Calise
@Vitocalise
4h
I caught my first foul ball at 31 years old and a parent sent their kid back 10 rows to ask me for it. I straight up said no I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.
New York Post
@nypost
8h
Dodgers fan denying little Braves fan NLDS ball sparks heated etiquette debate trib.al/7tvP6fw
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frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpid
Oct 6
it was worth a shot idk
Pop Base
@PopBase
Oct 6
Today is National Transfer Money to Your Daughter Day.
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Richard Cooper
@Rich_Cooper
6h
What have I said about women, and men's struggles? They give zero fucks.
New York Post
@nypost
7h
Joe Manganiello claims ex Sofía Vergara ridiculed him during his near-fatal health battle trib.al/IeAiEzf
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Nα. 🌸@_oenana_
6h
Quand j’ai traduis le tweet
iceice@lcelce2010
Oct 6
หนูอยากโดนพ่อของเพื่อนเย็ดงะ หนูเลยไม่ใส่กางเกงในกับเสื้อในไปหาเพื่อนเพื่อไปอ่อยพ่อเพื่อน หนูใส่แค่เสื้อบางๆ กับกางเกงขาสั้นรัดๆ พอไปถึงเพื่อนหนูก็ยังไม่ตื่น หนูเลยไปนอนรอที่โซฟา หนูก็เล่นมือถือแล้วนอนแหกขากว้างๆจนน้ำหีหนูไหลเยิ้มเลย ละหนูก็ดึงเสื้อลงให้นมหนูโผล่ แล้วพ่อก็มาเห็น
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Women want backboneless niggas like him and when you’re not that’s why they’re not interested
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Larry Legend
@larryislegend
9h
When women convinced men that we were insecure for demanding respect, I knew the plot was lost.
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Verbal Riot
@verbalriotshow
7h
I love how Lanterns was so bad it's got everybody rewatching the Ryan Reynolds movie just to make sure they aren't crazy.
Yoshua
@joshua_j28051
17h
I just saw the 2011 Green Lantern movie and I really didn’t see the issue with the Green Lantern suit. Why did everyone say it looked bad then?
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lol he don’t let the hate stop him
SIR1⭐️
@sa10nee
16h
Brad Pitt finally responds after several of his children dropped “Pitt” from their last names. “I really don’t care. I’ll just make more children with my girlfriend.”
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Anneth
@anneth_arc
Oct 6
I've been dying to use this meme
Anneth
@anneth_arc
Oct 6
ONE PIECE is TRASH
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Dating Taxi
@DatingTaxi
19h
Teach your sons that even when a girl is crying, she can still be lying.
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🇦🇷🧉
@jonahcelona
13h
your wife vs your homeboy during your funeral
👩🏻‍🎓@aranalvarez_
18h
this is killing me
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RT @luthorsilver: a genuine scene stealer. i hope he gets a ton of jobs lined up after this
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