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Tom Holland was pictured on a date night with Sadie Sink holding hands in London following a little misunderstanding with Zendaya. Shortly after, Zendaya posted a photo of herself with the caption, “Never trust no man,” before quickly deleting the post. 👀💔
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Cardi B and NFL star Stefon Diggs are back together after splitting in June. The two were recently spotted entering a yacht together, while trying to avoid the cameras. 👀❤️
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Tom Holland was pictured on a date night with Sadie Sink holding hands in London following a little misunderstanding with Zendaya. Shortly after, Zendaya posted a photo of herself with the caption, “Never trust no man,” before quickly deleting the post. 👀💔
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Kim reportedly got emotional during a live, revealing that North has given her an ultimatum if she wants to continue having a say in her life. According to Kim, North told her to choose between her and Lewis. She allegedly made it clear that she doesn’t like Lewis and warned Kim not to even consider marrying him because she doesn’t see herself getting along with him or accepting him as her stepfather. Kim admitted that she feels completely torn. She loves North, but she also loves Lewis, and she doesn’t know what choice to make without hurting someone she cares about.
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International break.
International break.
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NO ONE IS GETTING THIS NAME ONE PLAYER WHO HAS PLAYED FOR ALL FOUR (4) CLUBS. LEVEL: EXTREMELY DIFFICULT
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United trying to collect their 3 points from city.
King Phelz
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🚨🎙️BREAKING: Pep Guardiola has reportedly broken his silence on Manchester City’s latest legal situation; 🗣️ Pep: “I have been asked about tactics, transfers, injuries and trophies, but nobody prepared me for this. I just want to coach football. Now I need lawyers, accountants and people explaining documents to me every morning.” “Whatever happens, Manchester City will continue fighting. But please, for one day, let me talk about football without someone mentioning charges.” The situation is reportedly getting more dramatic by the hour.
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Without judging with sentiments, Who’s your ideal candidate to win the ballon D’or ?
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ROAD TO RECOVERY 🔋 STEP BY STEP
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🚨 Roy Keane on Manchester City’s 115 charges: 🗣️ “It’s unbelievable that people almost started putting Pep Guardiola in the same conversation as Sir Alex Ferguson. Thank God the 115 charges came out and, if the allegations are proven, the truth can finally be dealt with. Ferguson built Manchester United into a dynasty without having this kind of controversy hanging over his achievements. He won league titles through football, mentality, discipline and consistency. Pep is a fantastic coach, but people were getting carried away with the comparisons. You cannot simply look at the trophies and ignore everything surrounding them. If City are found guilty, then the history of that era has to be looked at differently. Sir Alex deserves far more respect than he has been getting. People were too quick to forget how difficult it was to dominate the Premier League for so many years. Ferguson did it without anyone questioning whether the rules had been broken.”
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Enzo Fernández and his agent are somewhere already preparing for a January exit. 😭😭
Even if we get Relegated, I know in my heart these Guys will never leave Us.
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Do ball boys actually get paid for this? 😳 Or are they doing it purely for the love of football?
LaLigaPulse
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Almost NOBODY will get this… 💀 Name ONE player who has played for ALL FOUR (4) clubs. 👀 Level: ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. 🔥
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Why don't planes stockpile parachutes incase of engine failure so all passengers can just jump out instead of dying?
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🚨 Mikel Arteta on Manchester City being found guilty of Premier League financial breaches; 🎙️Micheal Arteta: “For years, we were told to accept it. Accept the spending. Accept the dominance. Accept the way they built this machine while everyone else was expected to compete under the same rules. And now? The questions they tried to avoid have finally caught up with them. I’m not going to pretend I’m sad about it. Of course I’m happy. I’m a competitor. When someone builds an advantage that you believe should not exist, you want the truth to come out. Manchester City enjoyed the success. They celebrated the trophies. They laughed when people questioned them. Now they have to answer those questions. This is football. You cannot spend years telling everyone that everything is perfect and then expect the questions to disappear forever. We have suffered defeats against them. We watched them lift trophies. We watched them dominate this league. So yes, there is a certain satisfaction in seeing the situation finally reach this point. Not because I hate Manchester City. Because I believe football must have rules. And if the rules were broken, then nobody should be above them. For years, they wanted everyone to believe they were untouchable. Maybe now they will discover that nobody is.”
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Australia didn’t just lose the plot… they lost football itself. 😭🇦🇺 Someone please ban the sport there! 😂
Isuzu UTE A-League
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FOLLOW THE PATH GUESS THE PLAYER LEVEL: HARD
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💣🚨Erling Haaland finally announces that he will retire at the age of thirty(30) just to honour his virgin girlfriend. 🗣️Erling Haaland: "I have decided to retire from professional football at the age of thirty. This is not about declining form or money. It is about honouring the woman I love. My girlfriend has remained a virgin for me. While I chased titles, she waited with a patience and purity I do not deserve. Every away trip, every extra session, every late-night flight has stolen hours that belonged to her. I will not keep taking them. At thirty I will still be strong enough to play at the highest level. That is exactly why I must stop then. I want to give her my undivided life while we are both young enough to build something real: a home, a family, and the quiet days she has never asked for but has always earned. She never demanded this sacrifice. That is why it must be made. The pitch has given me glory. She has given me something rarer. I choose her over another contract, another season, another trophy. Football will find other strikers. I will not find another woman like her. This is my last and most important goal."
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Redcorn spinning Hell mode and landing a 52x big win after calling the seed.
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People seriously don’t appreciate Lamine Yamal’s trivela passes enough 👀🔥 The vision and technique are simply different
When technique meets vision, football becomes art
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