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A woman is having a funeral for her husband when a strange man walks in and sits up front. Toward the end of the service, he turns toward the wife and asks, “Would you mind if I get up and say a word?” “Of course,” she replies. He stands up in front of the crowd, and says, “Plethora.” He returns to his seat, and the wife leans over and says, “Thank you. That means a lot.” Then another man comes over to the wife, leans down, and says, “ I have something to add, if that’s OK…” The wife beams, “Yes…please.” The man bends to the microphone and says, “Bargain.” The wife murmurs, “Thank you. That means a great deal.” Amazingly, a third man approaches the wife and asks, “May I say two words?” She nods her approval. The man makes his way to the front and says nervously into the microphone, “Water pit.” The wife looks in his direction, and slightly smiles, “Thanks. I know you meant well.” Last, a man gets up and walks directly to the microphone without asking and says loudly, “Being alive!” The wife replies, “He would’ve liked that.”