DO NOT COME IN MY DM unless you plan to pay my rent and take care of my 5 kids! My therapist said NO NEW friends unless theyโ€™re imaginary!๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’‹

Who comes up with stuff?????๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคจ
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Not me because I have watched so much Intervention that my greatest fear is getting addicted to crystal meth or heroin so I will NOT be asking anyone or anything to show me what I would look like as a CRACKHEAD
Every A.I. trend that comes around, my millenial brothers and sisters are taking part it in. Im sick of it
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Friday plans: Me, my fuzzy socks, some leftovers, and absolutely nobody bothering me. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿซง
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โ€œWhy I Get Marriedโ€ by Remy Ma ft Keke Wyatt
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Anything with ice cream count me in!!!

ALT Excited Bob Esponja GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

The concha was already perfectโ€ฆ then they added ice cream๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฆ
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Me when them bills hit. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Seeeeeeeeee thereโ€™s a difference in being lonely and being ALONE!!! Iโ€™m definitely NOT lonely!!
Patterns I've noticed in GOOD PEOPLE: 1. They are lonely.๏ฟผ
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Maaaaannnn we canโ€™t even give people the benefit of doubt anymore ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Stop allowing people to show you TWICE what they already showed you once!!!
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Who needs a five star meal when quesadillas exist??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ What kind are y'all eating for National Quesadilla Day? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿง€
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Todayโ€™s Assignment:๐Ÿ“๐Ÿซง๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ Mind your business, romanticize your own life, stay in your lane, and let your silence speak when your words no longer need to. ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ€โœจYour peace is the priority. Act accordingly. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ†
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Happy Friday My Loves! Reminder: Your body deserves kindness too. Feed it, rest it, appreciate it, and thank it for carrying you through every single day! Have an awesome day Sunflowers! Loooooove Yoooooou! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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They think you tryna flex and whole time you just proud of yourself
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๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ”‘ TODAYโ€™S KEYZ WORD: THE โ€œRIGHT TIMEโ€ IS A SCAM ๐Ÿ”‘๐Ÿ’š Girl, stop waiting for the โ€œright time.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ That lady has been running late for YEARS. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Start with what you have, where you are, and what you can do today. Perfect isnโ€™t required......participation is. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพโœจ
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The type of sandwich that you crave after the poolโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿฅช ๐Ÿ“ŒFatboy's Deli ๐Ÿ“CA
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**INSTAGRAM WORTHY PLACE OF THE WEEK** This week's picture-perfect escape: **CAPPADOCIA, TURKEY** ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐ŸŽˆ ๐ŸŽˆ Sunrise hot-air balloons ๐Ÿก Dreamy cave hotels ๐Ÿฅ Rooftop breakfasts ๐ŸŒ… Gorgeous sunsets Because sometimes you need a vacation AND a whole new camera roll.
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The right person won't make you feel guilty for missing them. They won't act like your desire for closeness is a weakness. They'll miss you just as much and be happy that you care.
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There are no missed opportunities, everything you missed wasn't yours.
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You don't have to become indifferent before you're allowed to move on.
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