it's all jokes man, chill out
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Building a giant podium at 4am and just standing at the top with a megaphone screaming NIGHTMARE constantly
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Everyone makes a deal out of the episode of House where chase gives a cancer child a smooch but nobody has a problem with Cuddy bitching at her immigrant roofer and cutting off his hand and then only offering 50% off despite running the fucking hospital
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As it turns out, when the Bible says "even the rocks will cry out praise" that includes silicon wafers
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I had a vanilla milkshake with dinner and it's oozing out of my pores and now I smell like a diabetic horse fart
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I want some simple business cards to try and network with but because the printers can only make money in bulk you have to order like 1000 of them
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