Weird Al dropped “Fat” in 1988 and everybody just laughed. If that song came out today, Commie Liberals would have a full-blown meltdown before the second verse even hit. People used to understand comedy. Now half the country would be writing apology demands while the other half is just sitting there laughing their ass off.

Scientists are making cookies out of plastic waste. They grind discarded plastic bottles and packaging into a chemical slurry, feed that slurry to lab-altered yeast that converts plastic residue into edible biomass, then 3D-print the result into cookies. It is being marketed as a solution to pollution and hunger — with NASA-style space food as one of the selling points. They want you to swallow trash, call it innovation, and pretend this is progress.

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!🎯💥💥💥

In 2022, NASA captured the Sun smiling, as a result of coronal holes forming a "face"

🚨BREAKTHROUGH: A 25-year-old biologist has built something that sounds like science fiction. Pilar Ferrer, from Argentina, created an injectable gel that helps the heart repair itself after a heart attack. She's 25. Let that sink in.

Such a great analysis and breakdown of the situation with Iran👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Do you agree with Christian? I do!

BOSS IN CONTROL!!!😎🇺🇸⚡️⚡️⚡️

MAGA > Democrats Vote Red this November. 🇺🇸 🫡

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.@SECWAR “Today—at my direction—we are launching FORTRESS America—a national insurance policy for the American homeland. FORTRESS stands for: Federal Operations for Resilience, Troop Resources, Energy, Supply, and Survivability. And here is what FORTRESS calls for: Every major military installation in America is going to generate its own power. Independent of the civilian grid. If an adversary takes down the grid—by cyberattack, by sabotage, by any means—our bases stay lit. Our aircraft keep flying. Our command centers never go dark. We are bringing our critical supply chains home. The rare earths, the specialty metals, the semiconductors, the propellants—mined in America, refined in America, built in America, by American workers.”

Iran wanted a 7-day ceasefire first. President Trump said no. Now Tehran says it has a U.S. counterproposal on the table. Same fight, different paper: who blinks first — reopen the Strait of Hormuz, or lift the pressure.

Project Meridian: Pete Hegseth puts Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, Newt Gingrich and Emil Michael in a room to imagine the future of warfare. You just know Elon is going to go big! 🤣

Ummm… see this 👇🏻

Time doesn't run at the same speed in all parallel universes. Some worlds run faster than ours. When you sleep and "latch onto" the consciousness of that faster-running version, you get a sneak peek of what's about to happen here.

SHOULD WE TELL THEM???😂😂😂