A healthy man desires 1000 things, a sick man desires just 1
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I wish they would sleep thru the night
I wish they were potty trained
I wish they would start kindergarten
I wish they could tie their own shoes
I wish they’d do their homework alone
I wish they could drive themselves
Man, I wish they were babies again
Don’t wish the days away
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Kevin Kuzma retweeted
Scarcity was sport’s biggest draw. The idea that we can’t have enough. Now we have too much and people don’t want it anymore. CFP expansion. NFL 18 games. March Madness expansion. NBA Mid Season tourney. The list goes on and on. This year the NFL will play at least 1 game on every day of the week.
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Same. The 2 hour TBS block in the 90s before school was genius syndication. 💯
"2 beldings in a building... one of which is balding!!!"
I probably watched more episodes of saved by the bell (every morning before school and every day after school)
than any other show ever
RIP dennis haskins aka mr belding
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‘Good morning students. This is your principal, Mr. Belding’
— ‘Saved By the Bell’ (1989)📺
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Well at least we got one more week of happiness this season than we usually get
#Giants QB Jaxson Dart suffered a knee injury last night that was worse than anticipated, sources told me and @MikeGarafolo after the MRI.
He’s out an extended period of time, possibly the season.
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NFL game in Australia on something called Netflix while people bet on their pocket computer whether the next pass will be complete or incomplete
Long way from Madden and Summerall
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Oldest got her license today and just went for a drive. I was never the helicopter type but boy is this gonna take some getting used to
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With six baseball teammates playing football, La Canada QB Joe Bell is in sports heaven latimes.com/sports/highschoo…
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Kevin Kuzma retweeted
The fact that streaming services tricked us into paying for a subscription then pulled out commercial packages is one of the biggest FU scams ever. I can't believe they pulled it off.
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Maybe we should charge even more for travel soccer and play 13 months a year. That’ll put us over the top!
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75% of my time spent parenting teenage daughters is answering NO to these two questions:
Can I have more screen time?
Can we DoorDash?
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Tommy Beer
Everybody assuming the Spurs will be back here time and time again. It ain’t that simple. Wemby injury, a bad contract that doesn’t pan out, OKC improves, another star enters the league, etc. Have to take it when it’s there
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Nike Basketball
Mike Brown is like Joe Torre and Tom Coughlin. Veterans who hadn’t one in their previous spots and now legends in NY. His career is now made. Good for him, seems like a solid guy
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