My physique is top 0.1% for people who have the McDonald’s app on their phone.

Minnesota man

It’s always crazy to me how a .45 cent per gallon gas increase can cost a political party control of Congress, but an additional $1500 dollars in public school property taxes isn’t enough to get people to question their school boards.

Arkansas booster John Tyson was asked why he can’t do for the Razorbacks what Texas Tech booster Cody Campbell has done for the Red Raiders: “Well, he’s got oil, I’ve got chickens.”

I don’t have cable (it’s 2026) but I’ve been staying somewhere else the last few days and cable TV is basically just shows called “FBI” or “CIA” with 42 minutes of slopline interjected with ads for gambling apps targeted to boomers and ads for GLP1s. Astounding ecosystem. Bleak.

Sure man whatever

18 years ago today, Wiz Khalifa released his iconic “ATL Freestyle” on YouTube. Do you remember when @wizkhalifa dropped this?

One pitching change in a five game series One Will never see that again

I love the double standard in sports. Athletes beat their baby mommas, get DUI’s, etc. but because they’re the “talent” they just get a suspension and/or fined. A play-by-play announcer makes a couple tweets as a teenager and his career is ruined.

Reporter: It’s great to see you healthy, let’s wrap you in bubble wrap & use plastic cutlery this year Jack Hughes: I think that’s a weird joke

Aaron Rodgers: "What the F*CK, CALL IT" Mike McCarthy: "F*cking Asshole" LMFAO

On October 1st, 2020, Lori Lightfoot introduced the world to the "Rona Destroyer"

The study follows a Target 12 investigation earlier this year that found Rhode Island has had the roughest state roads in the country for at least a decade, even as RIDOT's budget doubled to over $1 billion. @TedNesi has the story: wpri.com/target-12/study-rid…

Could the tallest player in NBA Combine history change the outcome of a Super Bowl? Tacko Fall is in camp with the 76ers, but he hasn’t played in an NBA regular season game since 2021. I think an NFL team should test him as a field goal blocker. At the NBA Combine, Fall measured 7’7” in shoes, with an 8’2¼” wingspan and a 10’2½” standing reach. All three set clear Combine records. His reported maximum vertical puts his best possible fingertip touch around 12½ feet. He is currently listed at 311 pounds. Here is the strategy: put two interior defenders on one guard and give them one job. Drive him backward as far as possible. Do not jump. Do not stop to throw their hands up. Keep pushing. Fall rushes into the lane they create and times his jump to meet the kick. From the field goal rushes I’ve reviewed, interior defenders often get roughly a yard of push on a normal rush, with plenty of reps producing considerably more. Players and special teams coaches I’ve talked to believe that two defenders focused entirely on driving a guard backward could move him more than two yards into the backfield on some kicks. The test is exactly how far they can move that player. I analyzed 1,681 practice field goal kicks recorded with TrackMan’s ball tracking technology. Their median launch angle was 29.5°. Assuming an eight yard hold, my estimated median height for the bottom of the ball is roughly: • 11’6” one yard into the backfield • 10’0” two yards into the backfield At two yards, that estimated height is below Fall’s standing reach *without jumping*. At one yard, it is well below his best possible jumping touch. These are modeled ball heights, not predictions of his block rate. On either hash, I would start by testing the guard on the side toward the middle of the uprights. A live drill would measure the guard’s displacement, Fall’s timing and whether his hand actually reaches the ball’s path. The formation and jump must follow NFL rules. His teammates cannot push him into the formation or give him extra lift. I found no numeric glove finger length limit in the published rulebook, but I’d seek league review before giving Tacko 10XL Mickey Mouse gloves. From 2021 through 2025, just 1.9% of NFL field goal attempts were blocked, while about one in four regular season games ended within three points. Even a modest improvement in blocks could matter. I think the upside could be much larger. There may also be a “Wembanyama effect”: even when Fall does not block a kick, his presence alone could disrupt the entire field goal operation and reduce accuracy. There may be a red zone role, too. My best estimate from NFL defensive back data is that Fall’s standing reach is about 2½ feet higher than the average defensive back. That alone does not make him a receiver, but it makes a goal line package worth testing. I’ve discussed versions of this with NFL players, coaches and a GM. I know that GM explored a way to test it, and an active special teams coach has shown interest. When Fall’s basketball situation permits, bring him in for a controlled workout with a real snap, hold and protection unit. Measure what happens before making any roster decision. Minimal downside to testing. Potentially enormous upside if it works. One team gets to find out first.

JJ PETERKA WITH AN ABSOLUTELY FILTHY GOAL FOR HIS FIRST WITH THE BRUINS OH MY 😱🤢

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Saved by the Bell was sacred in my house. This Mr. Belding moment still gets me every time. Rest in Peace, Dennis Haskins.

Just when I thought I couldn’t love Payton Tolle more than I already do.