Professional cynicist. In my free time I'm a physicist.

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Luke Earthcrawler retweeted
Phew!
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I'm sorry, what? We had 40 YEARS of declining yields from 1980 to 2020. Did this mean the economy sucked balls for four decades? If so, why didn't the Fed acknowledge it? These fuckers are habitual liars. Like psychopaths, they will look you straight in the face and tell you the dumbest lies. No dipshit, yields increase because dealing with our ridiculous debts and unfunded liabilities you'll print and devalue the currency. cnbc.com/2026/09/02/new-york…
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WTF is the point, really? Trump will pardon any crook that donates to his crime family. Pardon me, his "library" or the stupid ballroom.
Under President Trump, we are unleashing the most aggressive federal anti-fraud efforts in American history. We won't rest until we root out every bit of fraud infecting our government and screwing over taxpayers. More coming tomorrow. Stay tuned.
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Luke Earthcrawler retweeted
Walmart is ripping off it’s customers for an unimaginable sum of money every day.
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Luke Earthcrawler retweeted
When you want him to End The Fed but he Builds The Ballroom instead 😔
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Luke Earthcrawler retweeted
How intel update meetings go in Trump's cabinet.
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We've been DOGE'ed again. Our government is corrupt to the core. We need a third and fourth party. The two we currently have are just criminal enterprises.
New: Trump pardoned nursing home owner Joseph Schwartz just 3 months into his sentence for a $39 million fraud scheme. Meanwhile, families who won multimillion-dollar wrongful death suits against Schwartz haven’t collected a cent. propub.li/4di7xXs
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Luke Earthcrawler retweeted
OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣
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WTF is wrong with the algorithm on X? I'm getting a TON of idiotic engagement farming posts lately like "Name a city w/o the letter A" or "W/o using Google, name a famous Canadian". Get it together, X. I'm paying you $395/yr for Premium+ to support your stance on freedom of speech, but like anyone else, I do have my limits.
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Trump to US generals and admirals:

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These teacher unions are evil. Imagine honoring a terrorist that orphaned a 3yr old by killing a Vietnam veteran serving as a State Trooper.
Rest in Power, Rest in Peace, Assata Shakur. 🕊️ Today we honor the life and legacy of a revolutionary fighter, a fierce writer, a revered elder of Black liberation, and a leader of freedom whose spirit continues to live in our struggle. Assata refused to be silenced. She taught us that “It is our duty to fight for our freedom. It is our duty to win. We must love each other and support each other. We have nothing to lose but our chains.”
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In 1973, Assata Shakur murdered a NJ State Trooper & was convicted of first-degree murder, armed robbery, and aggravated assault. In 1979, armed allies stormed prison, freed her, and smuggled her to Cuba The FBI added her to its Most Wanted Terrorists list. fbi.gov/wanted/wanted_… ojp.gov/pdffiles1/Digi… nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna2… upnorthlive.com/news/nation-wo…
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Luke Earthcrawler retweeted
Rest in Power, Rest in Peace, Assata Shakur. 🕊️ Today we honor the life and legacy of a revolutionary fighter, a fierce writer, a revered elder of Black liberation, and a leader of freedom whose spirit continues to live in our struggle. Assata refused to be silenced. She taught us that “It is our duty to fight for our freedom. It is our duty to win. We must love each other and support each other. We have nothing to lose but our chains.”
Community note
In 1973, Assata Shakur murdered a NJ State Trooper & was convicted of first-degree murder, armed robbery, and aggravated assault. In 1979, armed allies stormed prison, freed her, and smuggled her to Cuba The FBI added her to its Most Wanted Terrorists list. fbi.gov/wanted/wanted_… ojp.gov/pdffiles1/Digi… nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna2… upnorthlive.com/news/nation-wo…
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People say we have small lies, big lies, and statistics. But then there's Gavin "Khaleesi" Newsom:
Gavin Newsom: "I walked into a restaurant the other day. The entire staff came out hugging me and crying."
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Great news. Another year has passed and Arctic Sea Ice stubbornly refuses to comply with Al Gore's melting request. For 13 years running, we fail to make a new minimum. In fact, Arctic Sea ice has a larger extent compared to 2007 (18 years ago). Had we listened to Al Gore, we would had borrowed and spent a crazy amount of capital on mitigation for a problem that clearly isn't as serious as doomsayers said. As usual, be careful listening to people trying to scare you into spending money on "existential threats". More often than not, it's just a grift scheme.
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Luke Earthcrawler retweeted
If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal. If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist. If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian. If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.
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The surest way to disappoint your supporters is not to lose an election, but to win it.
Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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Let's hope the readers of this rag are more intelligent than its journalists. $9,200 is statistically irrelevant. These journalists are mathematically challenged. But they are good at lying, I'll give them that.
Trump’s tariffs expected to raise new-home costs by $9,200 trib.al/uicp2x6
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And this is why the regular folk threw a wrench into the political machine. For asinine and evil takes like this one. "Ew... you want to be a seamstress?" Yes, dipshit, because we don't want to see your ugly fat ass naked. @mikeroweworks , if you can stomach the stench of imbecility, can you please show a few episodes of Dirty Jobs to this laptop class cretin called @FrankLuntz ?
Do you or someone you know want to work in a U.S. garment factory?
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