part-time welder. full-time dumbass. duck hunter. avid beard grower.

Iowa, USA
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“You’re almost 22, you should have learned about taxes in high school.” First of all, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
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New clubs, thanks @GolfNApp. All the other golf apps better watch out!
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If I win the $100,000 Solo Yolo Drop tomorrow, I’ll give five different people that retweet this tweet $1,000 each.
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Petras is a damn nightmare.
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Teaming up with @ballakendra and @TheVapingViking for a #FreePCgiveaway 🔥 Built by @PowerGPU To enter click here to perform the tasks gleam.io/YmVhf/free-pc-givea… - Like and Retweet - Follow @ballakendra @JaredFPS @TheVapingViking - Tag 2 friends below
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Fuck it… since I’m drunk and happy… follow @mostvpromotions and retweet this and we will pick one of you on Friday to get $10,000, and some MVP gear & signed gloves from me. I’m literally giving away so much money today. Follow @MostVpromotions and retweet this to win.
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If the Bengals win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person who likes and retweets this tweet $10,000 dollars. Must be following me to win. GO.
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Tom Brady is the human equivalent of the fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer.
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Conclusion. Brian Ferentz is a horrible coach and can’t make game time decisions and it shows on this stage.
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These Penn State D-Lineman are some dudes.
My biggest parenting mistake has been allowing my wife to let my 4 month old watch Cocomelon instead of duck and goose hunting videos. Huge L on my part cause he’s fully invested in that cult of a show.
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This OU-Nebraska game would be interesting but it’s like watching a middle school football game. 5 penalties in one drive? My high school sucked and I don’t think we even would get that in a quarter.
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“YeAh wE FaNcY LiKe aPpLeBeEs oN a DaTeNiGhT”
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Sorry ladies, his mom says he can’t date til he’s 35
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Being a blue collar worker has a huge amount of perks. However, having to wear jeans and boots and getting swamp ass in this heat is not one of them.
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Wow I can’t believe @KoeWetzel covered Warren Zeiders song “Drunk Driving” last night. It was a pretty decent cover!!!
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For the love of all things holy please stop putting “Locally Hated” stickers on your rusted out shit boxes. No one hates you. Hell they probably don’t even know you. However we’re all just surprised that thing even rolls forward.
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I’D BE SO MAD HAHAHAHA
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