Director of Strategic Partnerships and Collabs @thesuitedapes ♠️@HoodStreetCap partner 🟩 Team @Web3WomensDay 🟧 @unvault 💚Stonkbroker intern @clutchmarkets

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@TheSuitedApes @CannaCatMeme @btcordinal @realstonkbroker @MancerXYZ @yonfrula @hrdumpsterclub @cashcatss @StackersXYZ @Brrrbon_ “Deal yourself in - The table is set “ 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 Mint: Sept 1
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I’m doing an internship at @ClutchMarkets 💼 Here, a pixel trader becomes an onchain brokerage account. I’ll keep it brief. StonkBrokers is an onchain brokerage on Robinhood Chain, a network made for tokenized stocks. • 4,444 pixel NFT brokers • Each NFT has its own wallet • That wallet can hold tokenized stocks • Sell the NFT → the wallet goes with it • Activate a broker → it can receive drops via Clock In Clock In is the payout button: protocol fees are swapped into stock tokens or $STONKBROKER and sent to activated NFT wallets. $STONKBROKER is the token that runs the shop. You use it to buy brokers, activate them, and trade the collection. The token alone does not get you those drops. The activated NFT does. A cheaper way in: 8,888 Stonk Interns, two per broker. Same rails, smaller check. The broker sets the intern’s cut of its Clock In pay. Interns have their own Clock In too. StonkBrokers is a financial ecosystem: • Anvil NFT marketplace • a token launchpad • a DEX • next: SOLO Vaults – the first options desks On SOLO you can lock the token and earn ETH premiums, or buy a cheap call for upside with no liquidation. The call itself is a token you can resell. Later they want the same model on real stock tokens, and full options as NFTs. Impressed? Follow @OxSimpleFarmer and @CTuska for updates on the ecosystem.
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There’s an amazing pattern that has emerged regarding people becoming $STONKBROKER Interns. They’re bringing value to the community by making the ecosystem understandable. They’re not here to flip, but to grow. Think about that when applying and you have a much better chance.
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GM Let’s finish the week strong!! Clock In 💼
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ready for a seat!
Mergers and Acquisitions. Anyone with 2 enrolled seats can choose to merge them, permanently burning one seat and upgrading the other to a higher enrollment tier. This increases the seat's "weight" and updates your NFT to an Elite Corner Office chair. Deflationary NFTs ✅
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Intern #6396 reporting for duty🫡 Today’s assignment: Desks Turns out there’s a lot more happening under the hood than simply buying and selling NFTs. I did the homework so you don’t have to.
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What Exactly Is An Anvil Desk?

I’ve been spending more time digging into the StonkBrokers ecosystem since getting my first Intern. And naturally, I keep finding another rabbit hole. This time it was desks. I understood the basic

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This Ape has and will ALWAYS be to me the prize of my entire collection and maybe the most loved thing I own bar none. It was my first big purchase years back and means S0 much to me. 🍊 has always been my fav color and the prison jump suit was a reminder of when I was locked up by the Feds years ago. Today I’m giving it as a gift to @0xquit for basically saving the space for all of us last night. I was lucky to not get drained but many of my friends did. His selflessness and generosity is what I inspire to be. When I get home from work will transfer my orange 🧡 to him. It’s definetly going to the absolute best of humans …. I know my ape will now be in the home where he belongs 🙏
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Just want to check who is active on the timelines. Do the things and click the buttons. Drop a comment.
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Dinner tonight with the best of friends at my favorite place of all time to eat in NYC … Rao’s
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With sentiment on the rise, people are starting to look at crypto through a different lens. At BankFi, our focus stays the same through every cycle: keep building. New systems. New opportunities. More ways for holders to earn real yield. See what we’re building at BankFi and get involved. It pays to $Bank with us!
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Okay!!! Ready to rumble!!! I've got 8 apes, I'll never get the paradise one, that's totally out of my league, so I am fully set!! @crypto_czar_eth will buy an extra one for me, right Czar?! ;) xxx I come get it in one year!! 😘😘😘 @TheSuitedApes I am now ready again to #suitup Art by the legendary @Legendary_Kira 🍌🍌🍌
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Rule of thumb: anytime you find a source of liquidity no matter how cold. Go for a swim.
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Insane amount of people in the @Pocket_Dragons_ server right now Stage live now if you want to listen in
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We are pleased to announce that you can now track and interact with your StonkBrokers Smart LP positions on Robinhood Chain in real time, directly via the @Rabby_io wallet iOS/Android interface under the DeFi section. StockFi infrastructure becoming easier to access every day.
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Drop your wallets. Jiggletek is about to tek
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BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY! Well, I made it another year! As many of you know, every year on my Birthday I do a giveaway, my web3 equivalent of bringing donuts to work. This year is no different, I pulled a couple @quirkiesnft Quirklings off the floor this morning and I’ll be giving one away tonight at 9:25, that time seems appropriate haha…. No hoops to jump through, I don’t even care if you follow me. The only requirement I have is that (if you don’t already hold a Quirk asset) you actually want to be in the community and don’t plan to Weth or floor it….. it would hurt my feelings 😂 imo this Ling is a heater!
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I’m getting ready @TheSuitedApes #SuitUp
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Grab a @TheSuitedApes ya gonna love all that is coming!! #SuitUp
MMApe coming sooner than you think 😉 Choose your fighters wisely #SuitUp
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Welcome to Clutch Markets @0xInari_ Happy to have you ❤️🎉🎉🎉 Clock In
first day as an intern at @ClutchMarkets 🙂‍↕️ desk is ready, tier is activated, coffee is hot excited to be part of the firm @CTuska @OxSimpleFarmer
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