Northerner. Blue Team. Freedom enjoyer. Pensions supremo. Dog person. Left-footer. GE24 Conservative Candidate in Pontefract, Castleford & Knottingley.

Monsignor Horan would have it done in 6 months
The original London airport was built in two years.
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I've just realised that for every year I've been to Labour party conference (FOR WORK!!!!!) I've made a meme about it. Anyway if any other hoofing right wingers are there next week and need a break from being professional, come and find me and we'll have a drink
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Words cannot express how much I love the unhinged chaotic problem solving skills of Gen Alpha 🥹
Some NPR podcasts started getting mysterious comments on Spotify. They made no sense to the staff reading them – until someone from a younger generation cracked the code. Hear the story: link.podtrac.com/phns92ui
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After the roaring success of Keir Starmer killing off "six-seven" in my household, the Labour party comes through once again to end my child's addiction to Mr Beast videos.
Great to join with Jimmy, better known as @MrBeast, to highlight efforts to provide school meals to 100 million more children worldwide by 2030. School meals are among the best investments we can ever make.
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NOBODY JINX IT FFS
V.small changes in voting intention as Tories nudge into second & Greens hit joint lowest since October 2025. Lab lead of 3 🌹 LAB 26% (+1)
🌳 CON 23% (+1)
⏩ REF 22% (-1)
🔶 LIB DEM 11% (+1)
🟢 GREEN 8% (-1)
⚫ RES: 6% (-)
 N = 2,133 | Fieldwork 18-21/9 | Changes w 15/09
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I’m looking for a highly capable and driven leader to join my team as Head of Office. This person will work closely with me to develop and execute a strategy for a better Chipping Barnet as well as being a support to me in my role as Growth Minister. If interested, please do click on the link for further info! dantomlinson.org.uk/2026/09/…
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Amusingly, records for Rogowski only go back to 2006 because before that there were only about 20 of us here...
What a great resource I’ve just been sent. Thank you @Dublinate You just type in your surname and you can see where it’s historically and recently found in GB, associated first names, ethnic origin, characteristics of the areas etc. apps.geods.ac.uk/gbnames/
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The reason I hate Michael Crick's stupid "Tomorrow's MPs" account so much is that he makes a big song and dance over how he's increasing transparency into the selection process, such noble, many integrity, wow 🙄 - but he's got fuck all sources of his own (because nobody likes him) and relies heavily on these kind of desperate begging tweets. But then to add insult to injury he doesn't even check the accuracy of what he puts out - I know for a fact that as well as falling for this blatant meme he's also tweeted out as serious info completely fictional names that my friends have sent him for a laugh, as well as stuff that's just factually incorrect because he hasn't done the slightest bit of fact checking. And just tweeting completely unsubstantiated rumours about who's going for what seat is almost certain to lead to internal conflicts within any party, which as anyone who's ever held an officer role knows is a deeply unhelpful state of affairs. If you're someone who's sending him names and info because you're trying to undermine your opponents or you think it will somehow help your own political career, please don't. There are dozens of political journalists who actually have something like integrity that are far better people to speak to if you feel like something like whistleblowing is necessary. Don't give jokers like Crick the privilege of validation for basically what amounts to a snide gossip account.
Isn't that Amon Gus over on the left...?
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Isn't that Amon Gus over on the left...?
🔵 CHELSEA & FULHAM: the local Conservative association asked people who've applied to be their candidate to come out campaigning with them in the seat. Here's today's group. You can just spot Seb Payne at the back towards the left. Pls DM me with any others you can name.
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The reference, in case anyone missed this classic moment...
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At least that means he's probably not going to tax my teabags. Probably. Maybe? Oh fuck he's going to tax tea isn't he?
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has revealed he drinks 12-15 cups of tea everyday
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Even the bloody Pope's on the buzzballs now!
NEW: Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb.
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Love to see a Tory win for Poland! 😂
🔔 Wreake Valley (Charnwood Borough Council) By-election result: 🌳 Conservative GAIN from Green Congratulations to Cllr James Mark Poland
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I know he's a financial wizard but do we really need to keep @griffitha in the cupboard under the stairs like Harry Potter?
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BUT BUT BUT look at this absolutely Johnny Age 5 coverage in @SheffieldStar!! Hashtag buyapaper, you guys, gotta keep journalism alive, it's super important... 😭😭😭
I wonder if the result of this election would have been different if you'd held it this time next month? Walkley is a massive student area (I lived in Walkley when I was a student) and I can see how you'd be able to get out a couple of hundred green students given the chance.
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I wonder if the result of this election would have been different if you'd held it this time next month? Walkley is a massive student area (I lived in Walkley when I was a student) and I can see how you'd be able to get out a couple of hundred green students given the chance.
Walkley (Sheffield) Council By-Election Result: 🌹 LAB: 53.4% (+14.4) 🌍 GRN: 28.8% (-11.2) ➡️ RFM: 12.5% (-1.6) 🔶 LDM: 2.6% (-0.2) 🌳 CON: 1.4% (-0.7) 🧑‍🔧 TUSC: 1.3% (+0.3) No Ind (-1.0) as previous. Labour GAIN from Green. Changes w/ 2026.
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It's giving Ted Heath, minus the easy charm and economic competency...
Votez Vert le 8 Octobre
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📢 Right then Politics Twitter - got a favour to ask you.📢 Some of you may know about this already but @ACinWY and I have been amassing an archive of political leaflets, manifestos and other political ephemera for many years now, but after a sort out this weekend we've estimated that there's over 700 leaflets from basically every party you can think of going all the way back to the 1960s, ✨and we want more✨ That's where you come in! Have you got old leaflets from any party or candidate at all in association cupboards that aren't doing anything? Had a fruity by-election and ended up with a deluge? A box of "opposition watch" stuff that's destined for the bin? Random old copies of manifestos, posters, pamphlets etc? WELL WE WANT THEM. And we'll look after them really nicely! If you can help us to help you spring clean your stash before the next election then we'll gladly take stuff off your hands. If you're going to a party conference (Tory Labour or LD) we'll very happily take stuff off your hands there and buy you a drink to say thanks, or feel free any time to post stuff to us c/o Wakefield Conservatives, Zetland Street, Wakefield, WF1 1QT*
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*If you have a lot of stuff to send us, send me a message and I'm happy to discuss reimbursing you for postage or sending you a pre-paid bulk envelope
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It's good of @NationCymru to not nick my photo and weirdly implicate me in her nonsense this time... (For clarity: as per her last defection I'm still a Tory😂)
A Reform UK Member of the Senedd has defected to Plaid Cymru, accusing her former party of having ‘no interest’ in governing Wales and being more concerned with ‘division, opposition and headlines’ wp.me/p8Mk4U-1tbp
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