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Play video games or be dumb! Those are your only 2 choices 😂
Frequent video gamers performed on cognitive tests like non-gamers that were ~13.7 years younger
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Important reading
Listen to Elon. Purchase Suicidal Empathy now, and contribute to the defence of the West!
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If you want to reach the smartest people in the world, advertise on 𝕏
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If you’re bored and want to find something to be upset about, this app will take care of that need!
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Huawei unveils tri-fold Mate XT 2 with Kirin 9050 Pro, the world's first chip with LogicFolding architecture. Executive Director, Chairman of the Investment Review Board & Chairman of the Board of Directors of the Consumer BG, Huawei, Mr. Yu Chengdong shared the chip's strengths.
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We’ve come a long way. Tesla IPO value was a thousandth of its current value!
Tesla is now worth MORE than all other publicly traded automakers combined Tesla: $1.511 Trillion Everyone else combined: $1.446 Trillion Toyota, BYD, GM, Hyundai, Mercedes, BMW, Ford, Ferrari, Volkswagen, Porsche...all of them combined And Tesla still stands taller... nothing even comes close
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Cybercabs have no steering wheels or pedals. They are designed and built for maximally efficient autonomous operation.
Driving around Austin, Texas with my 5-year-old and 8-year-old when we spotted a driverless Tesla Cybercab in the wild. So naturally… we started chasing it. My kids grabbed the phone and filmed the whole thing. This is literally their footage. And then it hit me… They may be two of the youngest kids in the world to ever see a driverless Cybercab operating on public roads. Something they would not see today if they were at school today. I don’t think they fully understand how big this moment is yet. They just see a cool car driving itself. But this is the world they’re going to grow up in. A world where cars drive themselves, Robotaxis pick you up, and transportation looks completely different from what Daddy grew up with. To me, this feels like the future. To them, it might just feel normal. One day they’ll look back at this video and realize they were there when that future was just beginning.
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𝕏 is reaching new all-time highs in usage almost every week
So let me get this straight… Zuckerberg joined X Jensen joined X John Ternus (new Apple CEO) joined X X is having a moment right now. Now I’m waiting on Alex Karp from Palantir.
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𝕏 reaches highest monthly downloads ever
BREAKING: 𝕏 recorded a massive 103 million App Store downloads in August, its highest monthly total ever.
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Grok @Bot runs on its own computer in the cloud 24/7, so it doesn’t matter if you turn off your laptop
one real issue I have with various agents now is "where is this code going to run" - does it need access to my local filesystem - can I fire it off from my phone and if so does it run on the cloud or needs my Mac mini fired up / synced? The current UX metaphors around this seem to need work.
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Should say that I personally still find the @Grok app more useful for some tasks than @Bot. Worth trying it out on super tough tasks if you haven’t in a while. apps.apple.com/app/id6670324…
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Extremely severe extinction events happen every 100M years or so and just switching to sustainable energy will not be enough to stop them. Space satellites to control temperature and massive geo-engineering will be needed or it will be game over. grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5_dfaa…
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And that is, of course, how it will be done. Sentient satellites, launched into Earth-Sun Lagrange points by mass drivers on the Moon, can solve global warming for ~1B years.
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No es que los hombres no maduramos, es que las mujeres no nos entienden 😂
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Made on Earth by humans
Falcon Heavy's two side boosters land at LZ-2 and LZ-40
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All accurate
SpaceX has just officially announced Starbase, Louisiana, a new $100+ billion spaceport in South Louisiana near Pecan Island. Construction starts in 2027, with the first Starship launch from the new site planned for 2029. Starbase, Louisiana will be built to support thousands of Starship flights a year. This self-sustaining spaceport will have propellant production, power generation, deep-water shipping capabilities, vehicle processing facilities, and an airport. SpaceX is committed to investing at least $100 billion and creating more than 3,000 new jobs at Starbase, Louisana hiring heavily from nearby communities and utilizing Louisiana workers’ extensive experience of building complex infrastructure in their unique environment. In Vermilion Parish, the shoreline is eroding between 3.3 and 23 feet per year. SpaceX is partnering with state and federal agencies to expand Louisiana’s Coastal Master Plan and Coastal Wetlands Planning, Protection and Restoration Act projects, including Gulf shoreline protection breakwaters designed to reduce wave energy and slow loss along the Gulf edge.
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“I think it’s very important to have a feedback loop, where you’re constantly thinking about what you’ve done and how you could be doing it better.” ― Elon Musk
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One sat at a time
Starlink started with 2 prototypes. Today, more than 11,000 of its satellites orbit Earth. • February 22, 2018: Starlink’s first 2 prototype satellites • August 19, 2026: An estimated 11,003 satellites in orbit The largest satellite constellation in human history.
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It will be much bigger
"Second Space Age": Goldman Forecasts $1.8 Trillion Space Economy By 2035 zerohedge.com/technology/sec…
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"We want to make Starfleet Academy real. Let's go out there and visit other star systems and see if there are alien civilizations. The universe is 13.8 billion years old and earth is about 4 1/2 billion years old." 一 Elon Musk
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BREAKING: SpaceXAI is investing $40 million in a new police and fire training facility in Southaven. Developed with local officials, the facility will strengthen emergency response systems and help protect the safety and well-being of local communities.
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