Occasionally witty, often absurd. Generally cheerful.

Based in United States
"Don't be led away by those howls about realism. Remember, pine woods are just as real as pigsties, and a darn sight pleasanter to be in." -Emily's Quest, by LM Montgomery
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Keep coming, pittie haters. I want to block all of you.
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I would like to have a paint fight, a la "10 Things I Hate About You."
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I've fought paint, and paint won.
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Paint always wins 😂
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That is a terribly designed intersection.
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Just not how they make me feel.
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I've never been on one 😂
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3 YRS AGO TODAY THE TRANSPLANT THING WAS GOING. THEY FIGURED THEY WOULD TAKE HER ORGANS ON SATURDAY.
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3 YRS AGO TODAY IT WAS OVER. THEY COULD NOT DO THE SURGERY SO BACTERIA WILL LEAK OUT OF THE GUT AND THERE IS NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT SO SHE WILL NOT SURVIVE.
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I'm so very sorry, M.
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Okay, I absolutely loved that.
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Thanks for a fun night, Twitter!
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Replying to @LessCheerful
That's what I was going to say!
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Replying to @LessCheerful
They're going to keep the boat.
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They'd better!
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