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Replying to @SaintVanHalen
You are a very picky eater 👀
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Replying to @tmarsh8364
On your trail cam? Yikes... Better tell my sister to keep the chickens in the coop at night!
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Replying to @PrincessOfSummr
I don't think he'll have too many worries about my diet 😂
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Replying to @BPiddles
I've never had blood sausage, but I didn't love kimchi. I don't like sauerkraut, either, so it didn't shock me that I disliked it.
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Replying to @PrincessOfSummr
That's fair. I'm a gentile Christian, so I can eat whatever I want 😂
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Replying to @arkangel129
Yikes, man!!!! I'm glad they found it!
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Replying to @EnochStevens0n
Good evening! That snow looks lovely and also far away from me, which is my favorite place for snow to be 😂
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There's only one thing on there I wouldn't eat that I've never tried, pig's feet. I won't eat canned tuna because it's gross and smells terrible, and oysters I have tried but hate the texture. Everything else, I'd try at least once, and a few are in regular rotation around here.
12 points for me, what about you?
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Replying to @Me262A1Schwalbe
Sending you love and prayers for peace, my friend.
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Replying to @WhigJust
I'm very excited for you!!!!! ❤️❤️ Just be your charming self.
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Replying to @arkangel129
Oh no!!! Same issue, or new problem??
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Replying to @TugboatPhil
Paint always wins 😂
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Replying to @au_epstein
I've never been on one 😂
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Replying to @Me262A1Schwalbe
I'm so very sorry, M.
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Thanks for a fun night, Twitter!
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Okay, I absolutely loved that.
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Ummmm... it will not get out of their way.
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