Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈
Nestled in my den of Liberty
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I’ve said this before and I will say it again:
If eating meat *could* affect the environment to the degree that the earth would be in danger of burning up, I would use the flames as the planet dies a fiery death to sear a ribeye medium-rare in one last stubbornly rebellious meal.
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UPDATE on Katana giveaways
Tl;dw
We’re very close to order 1000 and the Padauk katana winner
Purpleheart katana is no-go because I did a dumb dumb. So instead I’m doing TWO giveaways of Sapele swords, one a Wakizashi, the other a full Katana!
All sword orders from 970-1000 for the Wakizashi, and from 1000-1050 will be eligible to win the full Katana,
All swords will have a custom engraving of the winners choice, and a display mount
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Me: “I’m not really into decorating for Halloween.”
This wine bottle Dracula cape: “hold zee phone.”
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2 1/2 year-old or 3 year-olds learning individual letters is ridiculous.
My parents would be appalled if I were that far behind.
It's not developmentally appropriate for a child to learn individual letters at 2½ or 3, says Susan Neuman, a professor of childhood and literacy education at New York University
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Here's why I hate the "Deep Dish Pizza is a casserole" discourse. And you can thank @maximumleader and @EnochStevens0n for getting me on this tear.
1) Based on the definition then, ALL pizza is a casserole.
2) Even though deep dish is the second-best Chicago style pizza >>
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...aspects, but nooooo deep dish pizza isn't allowed the respect to be considered its own entry in the pantheon of pizza types. It gets handwaved away like it's your mother's soggy green bean casserole she brings to potlucks.
Even Domino's is allowed to call its stuff pizza.
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So, I did send an email letting the helpers know how my role had changed (I had already informed my boss I was going to do that much), so that if they don't feel prepared, they can reach out to me and ask for more details.
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Question: my boss is leading a big meeting soon. His instructions to the helpers was basically "what you did last year just do this year."
Some helpers have left since then. Is it overstepping to respond to the helpers with more details so people know what to expect/do?
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All jokes aside, I'm grateful that my airline tickets are a gift. I'll put up with a lot of things that I don't have to pay for.
And at the other end, I'll get to see family!
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I don't know when I started getting worried about flying. It's not a phobia yet, thank goodness, but I really don't want to plunge to my death.
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If you could, middlebornearms.com is where you can buy from us
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Teenagers huffily respond, "I knooooooow" when you tell them to do something for human beings who also think "I forgot" is an appropriate excuse for why they did not obey.
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Woke: Meryl Streep as Aslan
Broke: Liam Neeson as Aslan
Bespoke: Ronald Pickup as Aslan
(IYKYK)
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