Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to SIX redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith

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Teach your kids they can kill dragons
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Y’all womens need to transform your hormones into chastemones
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Stop letting your mones be sluts May your mones be pure and virginal
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I stopped painting my nails to be more racist
What's racist today? Oh... the BBC are saying that women who don't paint their nails are "WHITE SUPREMACISTS"
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And less homo sexual
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Homely is one of the best artists on here, and well worth supporting!
Gold and green, illumination and binding worthy of the strangest Christmas feast in Arthurian legend. Sir Gawain’s year-and-a-day is coming. Don’t let the campaign slip past you; sign up for the launch notification now for when we go live in October! kickstarter.com/projects/tam…
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Lots of folks unable to comprehend the words “usually,” “rarely,” and the phrase “as a general rule”
My biggest problem with libertarians is that they can usually rouse themselves to fight for weed and porn and everything destructive, and rarely anything good and virtuous. As a general rule, libertarians are useless-to-destructive coalition partners.
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Elijah the Middleborne retweeted
I wasn't going to say anything further about this movie, but Turkish Delight isn't, like, some hallmark of Jadis. She probably didn't even know what it was. It was just what Edmund asked for.
Confira a descrição completa de Charn pela Empire; "Uma festa parece estar a todo vapor, mas algo está errado. Olhando mais de perto, percebe-se camadas de poeira nas superfícies das mesas e centros de mesa de Delícia Turca. +
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UPDATE on Katana giveaways Tl;dw We’re very close to order 1000 and the Padauk katana winner Purpleheart katana is no-go because I did a dumb dumb. So instead I’m doing TWO giveaways of Sapele swords, one a Wakizashi, the other a full Katana! All sword orders from 970-1000 for the Wakizashi, and from 1000-1050 will be eligible to win the full Katana, All swords will have a custom engraving of the winners choice, and a display mount
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Elijah the Middleborne retweeted
In case you missed it, here’s my book announcement. I’m overwhelmed by the reception it’s gotten!
THE BREACH OF NIVENRILE COMING 11/7/2026 Conraid Littletree wanders the woodlands of Nivenrile as a lonely wordrunner, finding it easier to run than go home and face sorrow. That is, until he stumbles upon a startling sight that shakes his sense of safety. The steadfast Bulwark, a wall standing 500 years strong and 150 feet tall, has guarded the peaceful land from woes. But now uncouth threats are creeping into Nivenrile, from spying eyes and a stalking huntress to smoke that lingers in the wind where it ought not to. Conraid’s discovery sets him on a stealthy pathmaking task, given by the king himself, to seek out the root of the woes: whispers of a breach in the Bulwark. With ragtag fellows—a froggish nore, a homesick atheling, a stoneworking umberknight, and a defensive shieldthane—Conraid soon finds the mission is more than mending a broken wall. Over sheer heights and through dark underways, they unearth threats to Nivenrile more invasive and insidious than they imagined. Drawn into a fight for the land he loves, Conraid’s limits are tested, from otherworldly foes to reckoning with the sorrow he keeps outrunning. Among his unlikely fellows, he must unearth the strength to withstand what is coming, find the worth in gifts he has long thought small, and seek a path he need not tread alone.
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Everything is stupid
Confira a descrição completa de Charn pela Empire; "Uma festa parece estar a todo vapor, mas algo está errado. Olhando mais de perto, percebe-se camadas de poeira nas superfícies das mesas e centros de mesa de Delícia Turca. +
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Elijah the Middleborne retweeted
No debate. Still, nothing in cinema comes close to this yet
No debate. Still, nothing in cinema comes close to this yet
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My favorite comic book film. Might be tied with Spider-Man 2
Give me your honest thoughts on MAN OF STEEL
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Elijah the Middleborne retweeted
"It's not our war" well they just hit one of our embassies so I think it's starting to be our fucking war
Russia bombs McDonald's warehouse in Ukraine's Kyiv region
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Elijah the Middleborne retweeted
>move to surf city >shock when the city becomes surfable
11:00 update in Surf City, NJ. Many roads now completely impassable and yes those are waves on city streets
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Elijah the Middleborne retweeted
What kills me is this is the border between France and England. All of the narratives about escaping a war torn homeland don’t apply. They just want access to British benefits which I suppose are marginally better than French ones. That’s what he’s abandoning his child in the ocean for. Marginally better tax payer handouts.
A child left behind, injured in the water, while his father gets onto the boat and leaves French lifeguards to save him. What kind of father does that? Crashing waves. Chaos. A child struggling in the water, while his own father boards the boat rather than staying to protect him. I believe scenes like this expose the failures surrounding these crossings, from the charities involved, to the actions of the French authorities, to the decisions being made by the British Government. People are becoming increasingly angry about what they are seeing. I genuinely fear that if confidence in the authorities continues to collapse, some people will eventually try to take matters into their own hands. To be absolutely clear, I am not condoning, encouraging or supporting violence in any way, shape or form. Adrian
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So close to 1000 orders!
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Bukele is exactly what El Salvador needed because El Salvador was a murderous hell hole. The United States is not El Salvador, and the solutions to our problems are not the same as the solutions to theirs.
This man has almost singlehandedly brought El Salvador forward by at least a century, and he did it without LARPing as a Western liberal. He’s doing almost everything we wish to see transpire in the West, and he started from a substantially worse position than any Western nation. The aesthetics, the national mythos, the nod to history and tradition, the beautiful architecture, the brutalizing of criminals, and the orientation of a nation and people back towards that which rests above and beyond man. All of it is what the present hour calls for.
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