Sweary. DILLIGAF?

London, England
Married. Mediocre. Man.
Small. Noisy. Loves outdoors and animals. Sexual elf nurse. Reenactor 💥 Heavy metal, D&B 🤘
Probably at a gig somewhere…. #MDANT 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍕🎵 🦍🌸 Same name on the Blue Place. 🦋
“If there’s something you like doing the chances are that it’s illegal, it’s immoral or it makes you fat”. Lover of champagne & sausages. “Cliterati” member
Mum of 3, all grown up, them, not me. Laughs like Babs Windsor, loves maps, useless facts, history & cake, hates any sort of ‘ism
gives good hair.
I'm sarcastic and Northern.
Lover of vintage & drag 🍒Fan of LOG,IT Crowd,Garth Marenghi, Psychoville,Father Ted,Partridge. Blonde but Not bubbly!💋Creator of #NationalSilverFoxDay 3rdMay
It was fine when I left it.
The only living boy in New Look, “a dressmaking disco mate”…, a constant annoyance to @kaffsmiffy...
All the aitches...healthy, wholesome*, homemade and Herefordshire . With added humour *artistic licence applies
Photography, ᶜᵃᵗˢ, Blender3D, ᶜᵃᵗˢ, 3Dprinting, ᶜᵃᵗˢ @pyramidhead76@mastodon.social
Relentlessly polite
Fuckable but unlovable. Wrote a midlife dating blog ⬇️ UK Blog Awards finalist. Didn't win, obvs. Also featured on dateadvisor.love. LUFC.
Came with a warning label but I ate it 🎀 Whatever you heard, it’s not true. It’s worse.
Totali mysterioso. Total count. "Sweet songs never last too long on broken radios"
They laughed when I said I could be an amateur plastic surgeon but I've certainly taken the smile off a few faces now. TomFoxTom@mastodon.world
Globe Trotter ▪️Photographer ▪️Fully paid up member of the sandwich generation ▪️Never bothers with people she’d hate▪️
Clumsy Oaf 🙃 Outfit tweeter 👗Food lover 🍲#ClumsysCloset
Ground Engineering, referee, AVFC, Rammstein fan, metal, drum & bass, history, dinosaurs, fishing, and husband to a bionic wife... a bit nerdy, a bit not nerdy
Wealth qualities of pleasure for me.
hello 👋🏾 greetings am from the south Gambia 🇬🇲
Dancing with destiny
Female Pharoah
registered nurse, love running even though I'm quite crap at it 😆, love reading and baking.
Fear of a Bleak Planet. First transmissions arriving soon.
trying again
Leadership, Cars, Watford FC, Family, Pooch, Star Wars, Marvel, Funko Pop, “does a bit of Insurance”, gym, reading, CEO, Disney & not necessarily in this order!
northern Irish living in West Yorkshire. retired. always on holiday or eating out
Chasing dreams, Collecting memories and smiling through it all 🙂🌸
Account manager professional forex /crypto trader Entrepreneur 4 yeares trading experince Learn How To get paid
i know my own mind. Don’t suffers fools. The world is a different place.💃💃😃💙💙No thanks to AI ……The country is full . No to Communism…..Or Fabian’s 🤢
Scots-Irish lass with a plot twist, Londoner, Actress, Writer, Historian, Photographer, Documentary Maker and an Arsenal & Celtic Fan.
Bangs on about politics, records and stuff. Scribbles a bit: amzn.eu/d/0arLpfey
Mum, wife, Grandma, Irish Setter owner ❤️ Live music, country walks, Surrey Hills. Passionate about safe and effective healthcare for all. Retired June 2025
Colour & Reiki healer, Artist & witch. Usually lost in a daydream or music. Or both. A mature sage soul with young idealisms. 💕
Music lover. If you love music, pay for it and encourage artists every chance you get. They have a tough job. Always clap louder than the guy next to you.
Mum to twins and a couple of cats with attitude. Short and a bit daft. Optional extra.
I chase the star★
Healing bones, restoring mobility | Orthopedic Surgeon specializing in joint health, sports medicine & spinal care | Let's get moving
Trying to learn something
Love MCFC hate man u
life's too short 4 boring content | 18+
hiking girl, book girl, hot mess girl — depends on the day 🥾 always the fun one though
Gigs. Vinyl. Cats. Shoes. Indie. Mod. Britpop. Dj’ing. Northern Soul. Tattoos. Football. Cake. Food. Wanky Beer. Vintage. Travel. Probably shoes again
Welcome to kittens, chaos and a kiln! Maker of fused glass art work; owner of idiot cats. DM for order enquiries; DM slides, nope!
Sports, big tennis fan also like Football, Snooker & Darts, most Entertainment , love dogs & love music, I care for my Mother ,Hate Woke so stay away
I'M SINGLE NO KIDS HERE TO MINGLE 💕🌱🙏
Born. Still alive.
Agent 59340. Bitch Troll from Hell. Long covid sufferer. Apparently, I'm exhausting to deal with and very unhelpful. Be warned.
For every decision, ask: “What will this do for a young man looking for a job and saving for a home?”
All sorts of things to all sorts of people! I work hard & I'm hard work.These are my random ramblings from the depths of my odd brain!
Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour. Escape Slavery: cobratate.com
"She who dares, wins."
Exploring the intersection of technology, creativity, and innovation. Shaping the future, one idea at a time.
Excellent voice Mother Likes plants 🌷
i notice when people try ·
AI Experience Design Lead | Advocate, Deaf, AuDHD, Ethics, Consciousness, Psychedelic Healing, Truth Seeker, Mom
Love living in 'GosVegas' by the sea! 😊
🌙 2am thoughts… dangerous
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be! Nikola Tesla - a forgotten genius. Bridgeton born. Pro UK. Centre Right. RFC (not bigoted) SNP are incompetent & corrupt
NSFW 🔞 Fat lass 🐳 Cuddle slut 🫂Gooner 🏆 Sick of everyone's shit. ❤️🇮🇱🇮🇷❤️ Want me to follow? Be more interesting than porn retweets 😴 No dick pics, ta.
Latina temptation kept cute and soft 🌹 See more of me @amyblissxo