Sweary. DILLIGAF?

London, England
Married. Mediocre. Man.
Small. Noisy. Loves outdoors and animals. Sexual elf nurse. Reenactor 💥 Heavy metal, D&B 🤘
Probably at a gig somewhere…. #MDANT 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍕🎵 🦍🌸 Same name on the Blue Place. 🦋
“If there’s something you like doing the chances are that it’s illegal, it’s immoral or it makes you fat”. Lover of champagne & sausages. “Cliterati” member
Mum of 3, all grown up, them, not me. Laughs like Babs Windsor, loves maps, useless facts, history & cake, hates any sort of ‘ism
gives good hair.
I'm sarcastic and Northern.
Lover of vintage & drag 🍒Fan of LOG,IT Crowd,Garth Marenghi, Psychoville,Father Ted,Partridge. Blonde but Not bubbly!💋Creator of #NationalSilverFoxDay 3rdMay
It was fine when I left it.
The only living boy in New Look, “a dressmaking disco mate”…, a constant annoyance to @kaffsmiffy...
All the aitches...healthy, wholesome*, homemade and Herefordshire . With added humour *artistic licence applies
Photography, ᶜᵃᵗˢ, Blender3D, ᶜᵃᵗˢ, 3Dprinting, ᶜᵃᵗˢ @pyramidhead76@mastodon.social
Relentlessly polite
Fuckable but unlovable. Wrote a midlife dating blog ⬇️ UK Blog Awards finalist. Didn't win, obvs. Also featured on dateadvisor.love. LUFC.
Working class zero.
Not a grass
Came with a warning label but I ate it 🎀 Whatever you heard, it’s not true. It’s worse.
Totali mysterioso. Total count. "Sweet songs never last too long on broken radios"
They laughed when I said I could be an amateur plastic surgeon but I've certainly taken the smile off a few faces now. TomFoxTom@mastodon.world
Penguin sized human. Shadow turtler. Likes a wander. Fond of crisps. Pub bouncer.
Professional & Versatile Studio in West London. Available for Private Hire ⛓ & Content Creation 📸 - ⏰️ Open 10am-11pm 🔗 Book online
Tunes and stuff from this month in the 80's & 90's 🫶🏼 DM's open ✉️if you dare! 🤭Living in the past because frankly it's better. Living Rent Free as well 😉 😘
Female Pharoah
registered nurse, love running even though I'm quite crap at it 😆, love reading and baking.
Leadership, Cars, Watford FC, Family, Pooch, Star Wars, Marvel, Funko Pop, “does a bit of Insurance”, gym, reading, CEO, Disney & not necessarily in this order!
northern Irish living in West Yorkshire. retired. always on holiday or eating out
Hi, I’m Pidric. I can offer sarcasm, mild flirtation, and the occasional burst of sincerity.
Engineer. Selecting and curating pictures and videos trying to awaken your sense of wonder since 2014. Science, tech, art, weather, space, the unusual around us
Democrat. Tik Tok Influencer. Side Of Justice.
شرمطة ودياثة مبنية على احداث حقيقية
Investigative Journalist @ClassENews | MS in Psychology | Produucer | Entrepreneur | A&R Support: CASH APP $AmyLeighOfficial
Pictures, facts, memories and emotions from an irrepressible, sweeping, wild, exciting time of the 70s and 80s.
منشى محتوۍ
i know my own mind. Don’t suffers fools. The world is a different place.💃💃😃💙💙No thanks to AI ……The country is full . No to Communism…..Or Fabian’s 🤢
Bangs on about politics, records and stuff. Scribbles a bit: amzn.eu/d/0arLpfey
Trying to cure the Mind virus one Meme at a time. American Exceptionalism will prevail.
Every song tells a story, and every melody carries an emotion.
Colour & Reiki healer, Artist & witch. Usually lost in a daydream or music. Or both. A mature sage soul with young idealisms. 💕
London based spankee and content creator 🐈 Clips4Sale - bit.ly/KittyProductions Spanking Library - bit.ly/Kitty-Productions-SL
Certified brat. Handle gently…or not. That’s what spankings are for, right? 👋🏻😈
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Just a whacky girly who likes to cosplay and stuff🙃 💜⛓️Bringing Your Fantasies To Life⛓️ Check out my link for more content....😉
Dominant Master | Sadist | 60+ | Disciplinarian of Women | Non -Sexual options | BDSM | DD | All round nice guy | Online DS | Mind and chat wide open |
Femsub (and Lesbian Domination) clip store Rabbitclips.co.uk and general subby thoughts
🇺🇸’s #1 game show, hosted by @iamsteveharvey. Find your station at FamilyFeud.com/Station.
We provide latest trends and professional car advice. Join our community of car enthusiasts. DM for promos or email: cleancarclub01@gmail.com
A place to embrace life's most embarrassing moments: ENF ENM CMNF CFNM Pantsing Wedgies and More MDNI 🔞 NSFW 🏳️‍🌈 the fucks w all the perverts?
Music lover. If you love music, pay for it and encourage artists every chance you get. They have a tough job. Always clap louder than the guy next to you.
ORIGINAL AND BEST. Liverpool🔴, Scotland🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. CofE Traditional Catholic. James 2:6. Patriotic Socialist. Artist formerly known as JD
Touring Musician & Street Performer: 🇬🇧 🎤 On Tour in Scotland & N.England 📸 IG: @WorriedAboutMike •Covers you'll know, Originals you'll love.
British Comedy Guide is a website all about TV, radio & live comedy in the UK. comedy.co.uk Our other accounts: @BCGPro @BritComedyShop @UKLiveComedy
Writes about modern British politics and pop culture. Featured in the Times, UnHerd, Lion & Unicorn and the Critic. Also available on Substack.
Gigs. Vinyl. Cats. Shoes. Indie. Mod. Britpop. Dj’ing. Northern Soul. Tattoos. Football. Cake. Food. Wanky Beer. Vintage. Travel. Probably shoes again
SFP - The World's Longest Running Spanking Video Producers (Est.1983) and creators of the Spankflix movie streaming service 📼 Fessée Magazine ⭐️
Welcome to kittens, chaos and a kiln! Maker of fused glass art work; owner of idiot cats. DM for order enquiries; DM slides, nope!
Sports, big tennis fan also like Football, Snooker & Darts, most Entertainment , love dogs & love music, I care for my Mother ,Hate Woke so stay away
Agent 59340. Bitch Troll from Hell. Long covid sufferer. Apparently, I'm exhausting to deal with and very unhelpful. Be warned.
Senior Political Correspondent-at-Large @dailymail. On TV and radio. Views my own. DMs open, or email christian.calgie@dailymail.co.uk
All sorts of things to all sorts of people! I work hard & I'm hard work.These are my random ramblings from the depths of my odd brain!
Open Source Intelligence Monitor focused on Europe and Conflicts across the World. RT ≠ Endorsement. Want to Support my Work? ko-fi.com/osintdefender
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Retired conservative MP in Denmark. Former Chairman of Denmark's Defence Committee.and minister of business. External advisor to Danish Defence Aps + 4540263783
Scottish arts and culture journalist. Arts and Entertainment Journalist of the Year - 2026 Scottish Press Awards. Any views expressed are mine alone.
Empty vessel in dazzle camo.
Colour-loving craft designer and vintage seller living by the English seaside. IT WAS ALMOST CERTAINLY A JOKE.