LevFin Banker by Day / Batman by Night

Southlake, TX
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Those leaps expired worthless
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Asking credit analysts to read the credit docs without any help from AI or Octus/CovReview
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PIK 1L financing. We don’t charge you any interest for 3 years but we PIK at 20% with a 2.0x liquidation preference.
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Should’ve know this was the top for memory stocks $MU $DRAM
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Welcome to Le 3rd World Mesdames 🤌🏻
Confused tourists arrive in Paris 🇫🇷
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Succession so Goated
Succession discussed the French question back in 2023: “Is France gonna make it?” “As in, like, will France make it? Birth rate, youth unemployment, sclerotic state, um, fucking angry Arabs, all that. Will they make it, or will they pull a Greece?”
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
$IREN NEW OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF REAL MADRID
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This is how we get out of poverty wohoo! Destroy Europe. Import savages and you will legitimately get a jungle. Horrible sights
There is no magic soil. A nation is simply it's people.
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Our analyst reviewing the waterfall without knowing where our debt sits
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*Takes out a 100k loan for a new truck* “Heh.. imagine going to college.”
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BREAKING: Trump is reportedly considering Sydney Sweeney as his next White House press secretary.
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BOTTOM - Next Leg Of The Bull Market Is Among Us
*WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY KATIE ZACHARIA FIRED AFTER FIRST WEEK ON JOB
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Me hopping over the anti-ICE, pro-Palestine protesters at 85 mph
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Watching management present my downside case as the turnaround plan.
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My analyst 30 minutes before the investment committee meeting
time to learn about what these companies actually do
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Credit is boring until it isn’t. Then everyone suddenly becomes a credit expert. Welcome, glad you’re here.
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Strive drops a new pref at 15% and the entire treasury market sells off 10%+. The influencers shilling digital credit prefs? Suddenly all went silent.
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Drop the Ketamine give her some Cocaine and she will start doing some professional yapping
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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She just needs a bump 🐑
Explaining why EBITDA is down -53% at the HVAC Co to the new private equity investors
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First year private equity associates presenting to their IC do a better job than this Have always wondered what qualifications are used to hire these folks. Absolutely incredible
Katie Zacharia makes Karoline Leavitt seem like Winston Churchill
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