Reptile fancier, anarchist, feminist. I build online communities and help young people find their path for a living. Die mad or get over yourself.

Me blocking men who have an opinion on how it's evil for women to not want to give birth to their rapist's baby with not a care in the world.

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A Lizard Lady retweeted
there should be nude beaches but for the woods. nude woods.
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Meg's cat needs emergency surgery ASAP. Are you help her out? 😥
Replying to @meghanttucker
I'm so sorry for begging will of course send copies of the vet thing, and all that stuff when I have, I just need to get her safe. I have to I can't let them lose this cat, it's LITERALLY her service animal 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗔𝗽𝗽: $mttucker84 𝕍𝕖𝕟𝕞𝕠: @Meghan-Tucker
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A Lizard Lady retweeted
“Aww is the mass surveillance company worried about being surveilled?”
Flock Safety has issued a legal demand seeking the removal of a public map showing the locations of approximately 300,000 of its surveillance devices across the United States.
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Back in the early 2000s I went to a concert line up that included Smash Mouth post Shrek/All Star and they chose to grace the audience a play list made almost entirely of Ska songs that only five of us knew and I've never forgotten them for what I saw as legendary behavior.
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A Lizard Lady retweeted
[pulling paper out of hat] "clams" [pulling 2nd paper out of hat] "with Hepatitis A"
The FDA has announced a recall of clams due to possible contamination with hepatitis A.
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Asked my kid if this happened. She said one guy left but it turned out he just had to go to the bathroom.
Tell your daughters to take note and never accept a date or even friendship from any boy who walks out.
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At an old job we used to play a game on weekends called "What doesn't Teddy eat" where they would name foods and I'd be like nope. Anyway one day a coworker said why not just play what does a Teddy eat. This is the same. Can they just tell us what foods are safe? Seems simpler
The FDA has announced a recall of cinnamon due to possible contamination with lead.
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Things I post before I put my bra on get way too much attention on this app.
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Tell your daughters to take note and never accept a date or even friendship from any boy who walks out.
The Free Clavicular school walkout event is tomorrow September 26th at 12:30pm 👀
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I feel like I should post a disclaimer that I'm pretty sure this is just kids shitposting but also a lot of the shitposting like this somehow ends up in my kid's school. I wasn't expecting attention.
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My dog's living a cartoon dog life. My dad drives my kid's bus so every morning we all wake up, load up the seat, and she visits one of her favorite people at his job and gets puppy kisses then we go chase some local squirrels and rabbits in an off leash area for dogs sans kid.
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I took my beagle to play with a foxhound and another beagle because she asked me to but then instead she wanted to sit on the bench with me. Cute, but I was looking for some hound on hound on hound action.
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"All men have risked your sexual health and tried to force impregnate you for the sake of our little penis feeling better." Wonder if this motherfucker is also pro-life along with his other rapist views. I'm telling you they're fighting for their right to baby trap you.
Replying to @Gadget440
Uh ask any man literally ever, we all have done it on more than one occasion. It's not rape. Also clav is going to be just fine. Trust me. This will all backfire on that dirty lying whore thats accusing him. Mark my fucking words.
Community note
Stealthing (non-consensual condom removal during sex) constitutes rape or sexual assault in many jurisdictions including the UK per case law and convictions; studies show it is not practiced by all men with perpetration rates of roughly 5-10% in sampled groups. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-conse… rapecrisis.org.uk/get-informed/t… theguardian.com/uk-news/articl… journals.plos.org/plosone/articl…
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A Lizard Lady retweeted
Whenever we talk about rape, men yell “not all men!” They proudly proclaim they don’t know any rapists. They would never hurt a woman. They look for a gold star. Then they defend stealthing. They defend predators. They admit to rape. You either know a rapist or are a rapist.
Replying to @Gadget440
Uh ask any man literally ever, we all have done it on more than one occasion. It's not rape. Also clav is going to be just fine. Trust me. This will all backfire on that dirty lying whore thats accusing him. Mark my fucking words.
Community note
Stealthing (non-consensual condom removal during sex) constitutes rape or sexual assault in many jurisdictions including the UK per case law and convictions; studies show it is not practiced by all men with perpetration rates of roughly 5-10% in sampled groups. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-conse… rapecrisis.org.uk/get-informed/t… theguardian.com/uk-news/articl… journals.plos.org/plosone/articl…
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A Lizard Lady retweeted
This man is a U.S. Senator.
Republicans are laser focused on making life more affordable for you.
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I'm afraid I really believe Mitch McConnel's enemies need to stand up to his so called friends right now because what's happening before our eyes is not right. It doesn't matter who HE is, it matters who YOU are.
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A Lizard Lady retweeted
herp of the day 14: yellow-bellied poison frog (andinobates fulguritus) > found in: Colombia and Panama > habitat: humid tropical forests > eats: small insects and arthropods > conservation status: least concern photo by Zac Peterson 📸: inaturalist.org/observations…
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They run the internet, too, none of you all are safe :) Or you could just be like whatever nothing's burned down yet.
TOMMY TUBERVILLE WARNS THAT “MANY” PILOTS, FLIGHT ATTENDANTS AND AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS ARE FURRIES: “Lord help us. It’s terrifying when you think about this.” Tuberville claimed on the Senate floor that airline workers being part of the furry community poses a danger to passengers, saying a pilot “could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal.”
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Since I grow for fun and not for money I have been taking the time to find out if my papaya seedlings are hermaphrodites, female or male before I give them away. This way whoever I give them to knows they will get fruit next year. When you buy them at the store it's a gamble.
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A Lizard Lady retweeted
On stage next month ✨
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