Roofing operator. $100M+ hail claims. I run a live agent company (Bench) and build Dragon Rancher in public.

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We counted it. Real operator work, two machines. Opus 5: 14.0 self-corrections per 1k Fable 5.1: 4.2 3.3× more walk-backs. Not more wrong — more unsupported first claims. benchagi.com/s/gTF-NlOZ5pxYe… cc @bcherny @alexalbert__ @AmandaAskell
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I don't prompt Aurelius every morning. The loop already ran. Seven agents on the shop. He drafts. I approve. That's a crew, not a swarm. benchagi.com/agents
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How do you share .env files with your team? - Email - Slack / DMs - Secret manager - Push to GitHub and pray 🙏
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I’ve got our entire team on a custom Headscale mesh hosted by a GCP VM. Everytime a new commit is written on any machine Aurelius gathers it from the device and drafts the PR. Once the draft PR is open an Opus 5.5 session does a critical review then a Sol6 does a final readiness review before an actuator lands the PR on main.
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Venture capital has spent years making access artificially difficult. Warm intros. Closed networks. Private dinners. “Proprietary deal flow.” Then everyone complains they're seeing the same founders and the same companies.
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Y-combinator took one look at my (37) old ass and said nope. By December we’ll be doing more in MRR than every cohort member they had for summer 26. They can still go fuck themselves for not even leaving feedback when we have a crazy product and solid traction.
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The amount of compute in space will obviously round up to 100% of all compute
BREAKING: Google launching TPUs in space NEXT WEEK on SpaceX falcon 9 to test AI data centers orbit ITS HAPPENING
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Can someone check on @ZacksJerryRig . I'd want to blow my own brains out after the fuss he raised over orbital data centers only to have this thrown in my face.
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Why isn’t it on fire
Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but he was trans. And when he was resurrected, he came back as His true, transgender self.
Community note
Mary did not assign a gender to Jesus. Mary was told before his birth that Jesus would be a male. Luke 1:30-31 – "But the angel said to her, 'Do not be afraid, Mary; you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus.'" biblegateway.com/passage/?searc
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You missed the best part of the video @Nero
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The problem with the rabbit r1 is that he tried to make it a productivity tool instead of a cute companion like the muse charm. CONSUMERS DO NOT CARE ABOUT PRODUCTIVITY
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There is zero global desire for this. Again. A failure to understand that Black Mirror futures were not desirable
mark does a “one more thing” with a new hardware device — AI agent called “Muse Charm” that’s voice activated and palm sized out in time for the holidays. maybe it’s about to be agentworld….? (also conspicuously before OpenAI’s mystery hardware device)
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I'm actually so freaking excited. I can't wait to turn my Agents into a next-gen tamagotchi for my kids. It's going to be so fun.
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Drone photos and the point cloud, fused to a textured roof GLB. 35 faces. 40,632 cloud points. Khronos validator: 0 errors. Aurelius ran the loop. Merged this morning. Still a local slice — not the customer UI. benchagi.com
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JUST IN: Meta unveils Muse Charm, a Tamagotchi-style AI gadget designed to fit on a keychain, with Zuck calling it a “joyful little device.”
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You're going to use the Muse charm to cast magic spells. People around you will think you're a wizard.
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According to Australian Law, Sam Altman will be tried, and if found guilty, shipped to Australia.
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No he won't hahaha.
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Meet “Chloe,” the trans Mizzou Democrat that wants to kill Republicans for their speech.
These are the Democrat students at the University of Missouri.
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Lmao Cory maybe you got bigger problems like who’s going to help your little sister
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Help, you mean protect? Cause this is clearly a violent threat.
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The great irony of this clip is that *everything* this villainous "Mark Zuckerberg" straw-man is saying is 100% correct.
First clip for Jeremy Strong as Mark Zuckerberg in ‘THE SOCIAL RECKONING’. In theaters on October 9.
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Bill Burr can't act. That's why he plays such a great authoritarian.
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Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but he was trans. And when he was resurrected, he came back as His true, transgender self.
Community note
Mary did not assign a gender to Jesus. Mary was told before his birth that Jesus would be a male. Luke 1:30-31 – "But the angel said to her, 'Do not be afraid, Mary; you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus.'" biblegateway.com/passage/?searc
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The extended version of the speech reveals what happened once the camera stopped from the original video.
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This is how vibe coding works in a production environment.
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Tell me you have no MRR without saying it directly.
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Mormonism is quite the drug. For the last 3 days I’ve had many Mormons tell me that Adam had no joy in Eden while in Gods presence.. Absolutely insane for a “Christian” to say.
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They did? Are the Mormons in the room with you right now?
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I am open to being wrong. But I just don't think we're going to bully anyone into being pro-life.
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I'm not pro-life. I just don't think we should kill babies or the Innocent. Especially not innocent babies. See how easy it when you drop the label.
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She will scam again. They can never stop.
BREAKING NEWS: #ElizabethHolmes is leaving prison and transitioning to a halfway house in Del Valle, TX (near Austin) next August according to a notice sent to victims of her crime.
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What if EH comes back to rise Theranos from the ashes and make it all work. (and pay back the people she defrauded) Now that would be a cool story.
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The fact that men are more likely to get remarried within 12 months after divorce while women are more likely to remain single tells us everything we need to know about how much marriage costs her versus how much he benefits from it.
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That happens all over the world
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The world sucks too
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