I’ve been making bad news rhyme for 20+ years. Former Fox News video cataloger. Now: BAD NEWS IN LIMERICKS— a very short program about very bad news.
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LAUREN BOEBERT’S SEXUAL CHUTZPAH
Lauren Boebert declares with chutzpah
That she doesn’t really know what she saw
..but now it’s not corny
..since everyone’s horny
She’ll meet staff for a ménage-a-trois.
#LaurenBoebert #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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TEXAS VOTERS WANNA DUMP CHICKEN PAXTON
Texas voters may eagerly await
An election to improve the State
..but Ken Paxton declared
..he’s unfit and scared
And won’t meet Talarico and debate.
#Talarico #Texas #ChicKenPaxton
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TRUMP BUL*SH*TTING ON CHINA DOMINANCE
Donald Trump won’t admit there’s a gap
In his knowledge, the bullsh*t and crap
..his Big proclivity’s
..ignore Thucydides
And fall for the Thucydides’ Trap.
#ThucydidesTrap #TrumpGOPSyndicateforPrison
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SUSAN COLLINS LIES ABOUT BRIBERY
Nervously Susan Collins appeared
To dispute all the facts that she feared
..she sounds like a crook
..for the bribe that she took
And for claiming all the charges were cleared.
#SusanCollins #Maine #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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NETANYAHU DISPLAYS BEEPER BOMB TO UN
Netanyahu declared with some pride
He respects all the soldiers who died
..but what could be cheaper
..than holding a beeper
To distract from Israel’s genocide.
#NetanyahuWarCriminal #VoteBlueToStopTrump
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TRUMP IN A STUPOR RENAMES AI
Donald Trump may have made a mistake
With the new tech he’d like to remake
..he said in a stupor
..the Intelligence is Super
Even though the AI is fake.
#ArtificialIntelligence #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
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TRUMP IS HUMILIATED BY XI
Donald Trump with a glower on his face
Looks a lot like a National disgrace
..you can tell from his stance
..his dementia advance
So he won’t be any help in a race.
#TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory
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TRUMP IS FEELING THE MELANIA FREEZE
Donald Trump can’t admit that there’s strife
And some struggles at this point in his life
..but no one debated
..he’s globally hated
By everyone including his wife.
#MelaniaTrump #TrumpCaresAboutNOneButHimself
Seen here, Donald Trump and the First Whore glare at cameras to show Xi what miserable fucks they are.
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TRUMP DRESSED FOR UN NUCLEAR WINTER
Donald Trump is so happy he’ll gloat
President Xi is not so cut-throat
..since he couldn’t act tougher
..used wardrobe as buffer
And wore 1 glove and a winter overcoat.
#TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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NETANYAHU BLAMES MAMDANI AT UN
Netanyahu will declare without shame
That everyone else is to blame
..he’ll shout with some pride
..this is not genocide
And threaten New York’s Mayor by name.
#MayorMamdani #Netanyahu #unga2026
I don't understand why he can't be arrested at the UN. The property is considered International territory.
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TRUMP SAYS PRESIDENT XI IS STONE EXPERT
Donald Trump hopes that it’s widely known
He does not need a real backbone
..he’s out of this planet
..says Xi likes granite
Because he is an expert on stone.
#TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory
Trump: We had a great meeting. He likes granite. He's an expert on stone aside from many other things, and he loves good granite.
Q: Did you ask him to stop supporting Iran?
Trump: *walks away*
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JD VANCE IS LEAKING AND LYING
The truth and there’s no big surprise
Is the evidence that JD denies
..but whenever he’s speaking
..he’s probably leaking
And spreading more falsehoods and lies.
#JDVance #TrumpAdministration
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Bad News in Limericks - Limerick Card 1
Lauren Boebert with caption
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TRUMP DOZES DURING THUCYDIDES PART
While Trump was half-asleep in a nap
President Xi pointed out on a map
..it isn’t surprising
..that China is rising
That’s part of the Thucydides Trap.
#ThudydidesTrap #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
Xi Jinping invoked the “Thucydides Trap” right to Trump’s face, a reference to the clash between a rising power and a declining one. The message Xi was sending was unmistakable: China is the ascending power. America is declining. This is at least the second time Xi has raised this premise in front of Trump.
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TRUMP BRAGS ABOUT MEETING THE XIS (pronounced sheez)
Donald Trump is quite proud to admit
President Xi looks strong, vibrant and fit
..he declares Madam Xi
..is more BEAUTIFUL than he
And pretends their meeting was a hit.
#TrumpCaresAboutNOneButHimself
Trump is just beaming about hosting Xi Jinping.
Despite all the stuff I said about him in the past, I must say, Trump's enthusiasm here is infectious.
You just WANT him and Xi to work out some world-historic deal.
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NATALIE HARP OFTEN STANDING APART
Natalie Harp’s often standing apart
And it looks like she’s giddy and smart
..Trump’s human printer
..is a flexible sprinter
And can fold up and fit in a cart.
#NatalieHarp #TravelsWithNatalie
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TRUMP SELL US TO CHINA’S PRESIDENT XI
Donald Trump wants us to think he
Can both flatter and suck up to Xi
..but without any class
..he is kissing his ass
And destroying our democracy.
#TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #TrumpXi #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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CREEPY OPTICS OF TRUMP-XI-HARP PHOTO
Republicans are beginning to carp
That Trump is not really so sharp
..with a jet overhead
..Xi’s carpet is red
And nearby stands Natalie Harp.
#TravelsWithNatalie #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
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TRUMP DEFIES COURT RULING ON MEDIA BAN
Donald Trump may still harbor a grudge
And it seems like he’s refusing to budge
..he just chose to decide
..access still is denied
Because he is defying the Judge.
#FreePress #ImpeachIndictIncarcerateTrumpNow
We are approaching a constitutional standoff over CNN, MSNOW, and Politico. The 'Idiocracy' comparisons are proven true every day.
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