Motherfuckers will be recording the whole damn movie then say shit like. “LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!!” “I WANNA RELIVE THIS MEMORY AT HOME!” Fuck outta here with that bullshit.

Beast mode

Genuinely can't believe there's people defending being on their phones in theaters. You are part of the reason theaters are failing.

just take a photo of the poster outside the door to the theatre. is that so hard. cmon now

i thought "dont use your phone at movie theatres" is a simple enough advice but apparently you people can't do anything

Using your phone at any point during a movie should be punishable by death. That is the moderate position

phones in movie theaters bring out my inner fascist. what really bothers me isn’t even that the phone light is distracting (which it is), it’s that we as a society have decided on rules for this space and you think your case is special and you get to break them

They’ll kill me for saying this but if you’re good enough at your job you can roll in a few minutes late with an iced coffee on a regular basis and no one says shit about it

I remember watching Jan 6th unfold live on television and thinking: ‘well that’s it. No fuckin’ way anyone will support him now’ What a silly little bugger I was, eh? 😂

For the umpteenth time: Quit trying to analyze Trump. Quit trying to figure out why he says and does the things he says and does. I’m so fucking sick of listening to some panel on CNN try to discuss his latest bizarre pronouncement like he’s some normal human being. Stop that. This isn’t complicated- He’s not a normal human being. He’s a sociopath. He lies as he breathes. He’s an idiot. He’s a Russian asset. He gets off on being cruel. He’s never been held accountable for anything he’s done his entire life. He’s a horrible person. And he’s the biggest fucking crybaby who’s ever lived. That’s it.

y’all ever get pissed at someone’s negative mindset like why do you want to be wanna be miserable so bad?

The biggest mistake in American history was not dragging Trump off to prison within 24 hours of January 6th. And we'll pay for that for the rest of our lives.

GOP platform for the midterms

People who get their hands on any sort of rare, sealed, collectors' item and immediately open the box are heroes to me. Fuck your resale value

Sometimes I feel like modern life is like trying to experience whatever is left of the world before it finally disappears forever

Joe Rogan suddenly acting like he was an innocent bystander for years and had no idea what Trump was all about until now and did nothing to help get him elected is pretty weak and pathetic. Just own it.

15 years ago today, Star Wars: The Complete Saga arrived on Blu-ray, bringing all six films together in HD for the first time. Of course, there’s a copy in the Rancho Obi-Wan collection. Who picked this up in 2011?

If you ever feel stupid, just remember that Lorenzo di Bonaventura thinks these movies are in the same timeline