“ I know a good joke when I hear it “ - Paul Merton Londons most famous Mortgage Broker
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Music pins you to a timeline like a damp pair of y-fronts
That will always be its superpower
They might change
You might change
But the memory wont
For a few brief moments I was 30 years old & back at the Brixton Academy
Chapeau @thestrokes ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
#thestrokes
Stoked to see @thestrokes later today at the 02 !
25 years ago I was getting covered in beer getting battered in the mosh pit
Now I’ll be in the corporate pit with a prawn sandwich and chilled Sancerre
Progress they call it
Personally, I’m not convinced
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I know there has been a lot of talk on here about that Kerry Katona video and a lot of nasty things said. I was told if you can’t say anything nice not to say anything but I will say I do like @LondonMoneyFS new watch 👍
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Oh right, I thought the average was going up?
Both the Bank of England and the UK government are in rather a panic about house prices notayesmanseconomics.wordpre… via @notayesmansecon
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Looking forward to next weeks x spaces @BitcoinColl
Had confirmation of how someone was able to use their Bitcoin holdings without selling to purchase a UK property.
@LondonMoneyFS will be revealing how it was done.
Small steps,as far from perfect, but a very good sign.
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For some strange reason this reminded me that the @LondonMoneyFS Xmas do is only a few months away. Not sure what triggered the connection as people don’t get this dressed up 🤔
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Mortgage Brokers have been formally invited to enter a consultation period...
HSBC is planning sweeping job cuts across its UK wealth management business as part of a broader push to use artificial intelligence to serve affluent clients more efficiently, the Financial Times reported, citing people familiar with the matter. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Every other tweet I read seems to suggest some sort of impending g crash
What do you think ?
What, if anything, is going to crash ?
18%
Housing market
13%
Stock market
30%
Both
39%
Neither
155 votes • 6 hours
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Stoked to see @thestrokes later today at the 02 !
25 years ago I was getting covered in beer getting battered in the mosh pit
Now I’ll be in the corporate pit with a prawn sandwich and chilled Sancerre
Progress they call it
Personally, I’m not convinced
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Poetry
Being in your 50s is confusing...
On paper, I'm 56.
In my head, I'm 37.
At a concert, I'm 25.
After 9pm, I'm 87.
Getting up off the floor, I'm 104.
When someone pisses me off, I'm
14.
But when an 80s song comes on...
I'm 17, drunk in a field, and my mother thinks I'm at a sleepover… ✌🏼
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Great read ✅
My piece in The Intermediary.
Message: everyone working in moving industry makes more money when house prices ease because more people move home as it gets more affordable.
So stop talking house prices up, like Lloyds still tried to in their latest HPI release.
theintermediary.co.uk/2026/1…
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