AUBURN FOOTBALL FOREVER
@LonelyTalegater

Stop reading this bio and go read the Auburn Creed instead.

 Samford Hall
auburn.edu/about/creed.php
Joined June 2011
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Once again, the greatest thing ever captured on film: Gene Hackman eating fondue in bed after banging Webster's mom.
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I think Auburn has multiple uncalled false starts but I’m not complaining.
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Auburn with a tunnel screen gadget play that…yields the same result as the usual tunnel screen.
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There’s nothing that crushes my soul more than Auburn emerging from the locker room and playing like ass. Please, God, I’d settle for mediocre.
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You’re close.
Dylan Holt
@DylanHolt_
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I imagine hell is just a loop of this Auburn Tennessee game for eternity
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Highly likely that some LSU fan tweeted something almost verbatim 10 years ago.
Chad Withrow
@TheChadWithrow
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Tennessee is Top 5-10 nationally in every resource given to their program including the Head Coach and his staff’s salary. It is inexcusable to be as incompetent as they continue to be with clock management.
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I can’t even look at the Braves score, not in the mood to multitask sports frustrations.
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Auburn already did that, sir, you’re damn near 20 years late.
RockyTopics@RockyTopics
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Tennessee and Auburn might be on pace to set the modern game back 100 years to honor General Neyland
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The group think discourse among college football pundits will shift from last week’s “Kamario Taylor for the Heisman!” to “Bama is back!” this week.
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I can’t do this much longer, don’t know how many more of this type of season I can endure.
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Auburn and Tennessee are a combined 2 for 15 on third down.
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BYRUM BROWN FOREVER
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If Auburn doesn’t get points here I’m going to Cheesecake Factory and will come home reeking of cheesecake and bourbon.
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These same words were once said in a suite amongst four Tri Delts who had the misfortune of meeting me.
BARNING HARD (3-9)
@IAMBARNINGHARD
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Hate to say it, and hear me out, because I think it’s needed, but I think we get ass blasted.
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Tennessee has given up multiple first downs to Auburn, fans in Neyland might riot.
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Auburn’s offensive line
Dylan Holt
@DylanHolt_
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Tennessee’s offensive line
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The cameraman in Neyland is having a tough time. Not as tough a time as Auburn’s offense but still tough.
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AUBURN GOT A FIRST DOWN!!!!!!!
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Just because Auburn is still paying Hugh Freeze doesn’t mean that the offense has to function like he’s still there.
Jared Easley
@jaredeasley
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Replying to @LonelyTalegater
Is Hugh Freeze still the coach because the offense is playing like @$$ right now?
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Serious question: does anyone associated with the offensive side of the ball for Auburn understand the rules of football? As in how to score points, and what that 10-yard long chain thing on the sideline is?
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At first glance you might think that Auburn-Tennessee is a defensive struggle but it’s mostly because Auburn’s offense is completely dysfunctional.
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