LowerBackPain AkA Mister@LowerBackPain04

Grumpy cynic who's back hurts most days. I could be hilarious but what's the point.

 Eastern PA
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Joined March 2022
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Me: *runs upon the scene of a fiery crash* Me: Omg, there's people alive in there! People in the burning car: PLEASE! HELP US! Me: (wraps my shirt around my fist) I'M HERE! Them: OH THANK GOD! Me (punches out window): *coughing* WHO'D YOU... *cough* WHO'D YOU VOTE FOR? *cou
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John Hyslop
@sloprules
Oct 6
FanDuel is a book dumbass
Culture Crave 🍿
@CultureCrave
Oct 5
Americans are more likely to have placed a bet in the past year than to have read a book (via @NPR)
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Hey guys I totally agree with what everyone's been saying about the dangers of sportsbetting, and especially the insidious way it has taken over the entire sports media landscape! So I went undercover to blow the whistle but it turns out it might be okay in some contexts 🤷
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"What about Chicago?" Been there, PEGGED that, next question
Vivian@suchnerve
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Chicago has me inside it rn 🥴
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Are we reverse-kirkifying yet?
TMZ
@TMZ
Oct 6
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…
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9/10/01 was the final live performance by Michael Jackson, and also the last time all the Jacksons performed together for that matter as well.
ivan pussypalmer@theantlerqueef
Oct 5
what else happened in september 2001 that gets overshadowed by 9/11?? you guys ever wonder that
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Counting, or not counting atomic wedgies?
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Caitlin Clark fans are the Drake fans of Elon Musk fans
Rock@roccityo
Oct 5
CAITLIN CLARK FANS IS SO BITTER THEY COUNTING SEATS!
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Me after my buddy is done eating the "chicken and waffles" I bought him
EatinErni
@eatinerni
Oct 4
do you like chicken and waffles?
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RT @designmom: Yes. Males evolved as the secondary sex to support the primary sex and take on drone-type tasks in the community. Patriarchy…
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My TV broke... How did this turn out?
Bob
@Bob72270
Oct 4
I'm not watching the Liberty vs Dream game but I did check the box score: Miss Rebounding Champ and WNBA DPOTY Angel Reese in 10 minutes of playing time has zero: Rebounds, Steals or Blocks ?? Say it ain't so??
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Man, this shit is objectively mean but I laughed SO HARD at this and others like it
Bars & Takes
@BarsandTakes
Oct 3
Did you mean to post a pic that looks like Caitlin
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Sydney Sweeney’s tits are the Charlie Kirk’s neck of Donald Trump’s hands.
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Caitlin Clark peaked in college when she lost to Angel Reese, and has reached her ceiling professionally. Meanwhile, Angel Reese continues to improve, and still has insane upside to be one of the best in the league for a generation. Angel Reese made Caitlin Clark famous 💯
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HAWK
@HawkEmDownChris
Oct 2
Name the greatest athlete nickname of all time. I’ll start: Prime Time.
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Still can't believe Eminem thought we wanted to hear him do a fucking song about "we can still be friends and disagree politically" with fucking Kid Clayface here... Like I'm SOOO embarrassed that I've ever supported him as a white rapper omg
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Because the Europeans were already shitting in food bowls and throwing it in the drinking water and leaving their dead in the streets for generations, turning them into basically disease incubators for their travels across the world.
Reliona@relionwastaken
Oct 2
you know how native americans were utterly anhiliated by european diseases they have no immune response to? how come the europeans didnt catch native american diseases in the same way
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Las Vegas Aces
@LVAces
Oct 2
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Sick around-the-back turnover by Caitlin Clark
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Matt
@nosoupforgeorge
Oct 1
(trigger warning for racists) WNBA SUPERSTAR ANGEL REESE IS HEADED ROUND 2!!!
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When they ask you who deported you:
union moderate that support Dems, not socialists.
@reesetheone1
Sep 28
Well……. He did it to himself.
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