A classic transliteration of modern-day monkey business.

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Well there it is.
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Mój boszę ...😉
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Replying to @VladTheInflator
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Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?” And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”
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The REAL game changer has arrived.
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J’ai entendu dire que la France était finie, qu’il était trop tard pour la sauver. Mais la France est toujours aussi belle, enviable même. Sa grandeur n’a pas disparu, elle ne demande qu’à renaître. Nous avons surmonté en un an un problème cent fois plus grave, sans avoir les moyens dont dispose la France. La France pourrait y arriver en une semaine.
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Muszę napisać do Putina, żeby przestał bombardować tego nieszczęśnika z pieskiem. Gość ma wyjątkowego pecha, że bomby spadają tylko tam gdzie się znajduje.
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Take my money
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Napadł nas już dawno i grasuje bezkarnie 😡
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People like to blame porn for this and maybe that's part of it, but a big cause is that if you're a young guy who doesn't fit in with mainstream male culture, maybe is more sensitive, maybe not that great with women, doesn't feel like much of a "man," then there's a whole psychotic cult out there ready to tell you that it's because you're """queer""" and as soon as you open your mind to this possibility you get a social network of total acceptance and support and it's only a hop skip and a jump until they can get you thinking you're Really A Girl
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FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES He thought he was about to meet one of his favorite guys. Then he learned there were a few terms and conditions.
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Algiers corsairs and other Barbary pirates raided Iceland in July 1627—an event known in Icelandic as the Tyrkjaránið (Turkish Abductions)—killing 51 people and capturing approximately 400 men, women, and children to sell in North African slave markets. Women and girls, alongside men and children, were loaded onto ships and transported across the Atlantic and Mediterranean to Algiers. Upon arrival, captives were displayed and sold into slavery in public markets. Many female captives faced forced labor, harsh living conditions, or forced conversions to Islam. Over the following years, European monarchies (such as Denmark) and families negotiated and paid ransoms for a fraction of the survivors—including notable figures like Guðríður Símonardóttir—allowing around 40 to 50 individuals to eventually return home over a span of 9 to 18 years... At dawn on July 16, 1627, three ships appeared off Heimaey, an island south of Iceland. The people on shore had little time to understand what they were seeing. The ships carried corsairs from Algiers. Armed men came ashore, swept through the settlement, killed anyone who resisted, and seized whoever could not escape. The island’s pastor, Ólafur Egilsson, was taken with his wife and children. So were hundreds of his neighbors. By the time the ships left, 242 people from Heimaey had been carried away to the thriving Islamic slave markets of North Africa. Ólafur’s wife was pregnant. She would give birth during the voyage. In Algiers, the captives were marched through the streets and sold. Families were separated in the marketplace. Ólafur watched as his eleven-year-old son was taken from him. He urged the boy not to abandon his Christian faith. His son answered, “They can treat my body as they will, but my soul I shall keep for my good God.” Then they led the boy away. Ólafur, his wife, and their two youngest children were held together for a time. But then his captors thought of a lucrative plan. They would send him across Europe to ask Denmark’s king—whose kingdom then included Iceland—for ransom money. Ólafur traveled from Algiers through Italy, France, and the Netherlands to Denmark. The record is unclear about any ransom payment, but he did return to Iceland in 1628, without his family. His wife did not return until 1637. Their sons, however, never came home. The Iceland raid was only one small episode in a much wider campaign by Muslim corsairs, whose raids carried millions of Christians into the slave markets of the Islamic world. Boys could be taken to serve in Muslim armies, girls sold into harems, and adults condemned to back-breaking labor. Ólafur’s surviving journal gives one family a human voice amid countless others whose names and stories were lost. Ólafur was one of the lucky ones. He came home. But his children did not. His memoir preserved the moment a father watched his son disappear into slavery—and the words the boy left behind. “They can treat my body as they will, but my soul I shall keep for my good God.” #archaeohistories
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Question: "I agree that we need strict immigrations laws. However, I am trying to understand the argument for white nationalism in a county that wasn't necessarily claimed exclusively for white men. E.g., is there a moral argument against law abiding Indians/Mexicans becoming a majority?" Answer: Yes, absolutely. It violates the most general and inarguable moral law ever to exist: the Golden Rule. The Golden Rule says that If you don't want people who look and sound like us to export our culture to your country and shove it down your throats using your political system and your money, then we don't have to put up with that from you either, and if you push it, we have a God-given right to force the issue. Those who have come here and failed to completely assimilate need to go home. We have the right of self-determinacy, we never voted for "multiculturalism", and we want no part of it. This includes migrants from Africa, South Asia, East Asia, Latin America, and the Middle East. It even includes Israel - we let Jews into the US long before 1948, and they have no reason to expect a belated exception now that their true feelings about us ("We hate you, goyim! Die, Amalek!") have become crystal clear. When our guests tell us that they hate us, we have every right to protect ourselves by any means necessary. If they're entitled, then so are we.
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Ja nie wierzę w tego żydowskiego sprzedawczyka... To się nie dzieje naprawdę XD
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10 year old white boy steals generational izzat from a jeet
"indian chessmaster" ... ends up being a cheater. lmao
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