My little cousin asked me to help him with his homework. I looked at it and said, โI donโt remember any of this.โ
He said, โBut you went to college.โ
I said, โYeah, but I was barely paying attention the whole time.โ
He stared at me, then asked, โSo Iโm cooked?โ
I said, โBasically.โ We just sat there. He ended up looking it up himself. I felt bad, but not bad enough to actually try.