Matthew@MPR_255

If you are reading this, why?

 Florida, USA
Joined February 2013
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Where’s @1043wqam you should be on here too
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I’ll never forget when this guy looked like prime Aaron Rodgers for one quarter against the dolphins two years ago. Robbed them of the division.
NFL
@NFL
Aug 30
Titans waiving QB Will Levis. (via @rapsheet)
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To the Canadian little league player that said that their dream job was retirement, based.
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Was in an uber and the guy was driving a Tesla model Y and holy shit the suspension on that thing was one of the worst I have ever experienced. Super crashy and tons of rattles. How are there so many of these things on the road?
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Sell the team Daryl
Edmonton Oilers
@EdmontonOilers
Jun 23
The #Oilers have named Mike Babcock as Head Coach. nhl.com/oilers/news/release-…
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Why is it cheaper to get two hotel rooms vs 1 two bedroom suite at most hotels?
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Pop Base
@PopBase
Mar 21
Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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When will online retailers start understanding that creating a shipping label does not mean that the package was shipped?
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Kind of annoying that lossless is turned off by default on Apple Music and you have to go deep into the phone settings to turn it on.
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Seeing a hockey game live in person where both Kelly Sutherland and Wes McCauley are reffing is everything I hoped it would be #TimeToHunt #tblvsfla
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Disney plus has ads on movies now?
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I was right.
Matthew@MPR_255
9 Nov 2025
Replying to @MiamiDolphins
We’re gonna somehow win this game and none of it will make sense
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Why are the packers wearing poop colored uniforms?
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Why the fuck is Alt2K playing the radio edit of welcome home by coheed and cambria? I thought this was SiriusXM.
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Uber Eats is so annoying sometimes. Just because I do standard delivery, this shit should not be possible. My food is going to be so cold. One stop max, no more than that.
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Everyone talks about how injury prone Tua is, but Joe burrow has been injured about as frequently and nobody talks about it.
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It’s really crazy how the worst food item at Wingstop is their bone in wings.
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When did it start costing $5 to copy a key at the hardware store?
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Happy no longer paying Keith Yandle day to all those who celebrate.
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More like Jim Nill cups.
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