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Twitter is particularly insufferable today.
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Door signage is up. Makes it official.
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How Communist China identified the nearest wet market?
☣️‼️I’ve now been in contact w/current, highest level mil/intel/diplo/homeland security officials in biological threat arena and report w/authority that USG has all eyes on the plague outbreak in Russia and is not letting up. ☣️ Read BIOLOGICAL WAR: A SCENARIO. All of them have. Get informed. Stay informed.
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“May not fully recover after failed execution”.
Christa Pike Is Under Guard at Hospital, May Not Fully Recover After Failed Execution tmz.me/4xYL744
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🚨☣️More details on the Oct 1st pneumonic plague outbreak in Siberia, after a lab accident at a BSL-3 lab. "FSB units accompanying ambulances transporting people who had been in contact with [lab tech] Shipilova for medical examination," as per local news. This is significant. FSB is Russia's domestic security / counterintelligence service, tasked w/implementing the national security of Russia." (Its predecessor was the KGB). This suggests quarantine was not voluntary. It also means Russian authorities are treating the lab accident and plague outbreak as a national security issue, involving a lot more than routine public health.
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Good coverage of an important victory I obtained this week in a federal civil rights case. Police are not entitled to qualified immunity when executing unrestricted general warrants. Fla. Police Officers Denied Immunity In Ex-GOP Chair's Suit law360.com/criminalpractice/…
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Today, Carnegie Mellon University and Ken Griffin, founder and CEO of Citadel and founder of Griffin Catalyst, announced a historic $3 billion gift to elevate Carnegie Mellon in Pittsburgh and launch Carnegie Mellon University Miami. #CMUMiami Learn more: cmu.edu/news/stories/archive…
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🚨 BREAKING: Ken Griffin is donating $2 BILLION to launch a Carnegie Mellon University campus in Miami.. the largest individual gift to higher education in U.S. history. The new 35-acre campus will be located in Wynwood and focus on computer science, AI, robotics, technology and innovation. This is a MASSIVE win for Miami’s evolution into a global tech and innovation hub.
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Have we gone overboard with two-factor authorization?
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GOOD MORNING ☀️ Everyone rise and shine to the news of Candace Owens getting hit with another defamation lawsuit‼️ It’s going to be a glorious day. Unless you’re Candace Owens or one of her cultists of course. If that’s the case things are only going to get worse for you.
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This is a great learning opportunity. Kids, listen up.. Is this post defamatory? No, it is literally a true statement - she did not plot, facilitate, conduct, or cover up the murder. Is this post defamatory by implication? Yes. The implication of the post is that someone else (who can be reasonably identified by context) plotted, facilitated, conducted, or covered up the murder. #TheMoreYouKnow
The attacks on Candace are retarded. Candace isn’t the one who plotted, facilitated, conducted, or covered up the murder of her best friend and former colleague.
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The countries that walked out on Netanyahu's speech today is a veritable who's who of liberal democracies: Afghanistan, Algeria, Angola, Antigua and Barbuda, Bahamas, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belize, Bolivia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei, Central African Republic, Chad, Chile, Colombia, Comoros, Congo (Republic of), DR Congo, Cuba, Djibouti, Dominica, Egypt, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Eswatini, Guyana, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Jordan, Kenya, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Lebanon, Lesotho, Liberia, Libya, Madagascar, Malaysia, Maldives, Mauritania, Mozambique, Myanmar, Namibia, Nicaragua, Niger, North Korea, North Macedonia, Oman, Pakistan, Palestine, Panama, Peru, Qatar, Saint Lucia, San Marino, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Slovenia, Somalia, South Africa, Spain, Sudan, Suriname, Syria, Tonga, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Tuvalu, Uganda, Uzbekistan, Venezuela, Yemen.
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Netanyahu is right to call out the delegates leaving the UN General Assembly to protest his speech. They are, as he said, "moral cowards," and hypocrites as well as he made clear in his speech.
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BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu has begun his speech at the UN and immediately fired at the cowards who left the hall: “Before I begin, just a quick announcement: if there are any other moral cowards who haven’t yet left this hall, please do so now!”
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Anyone who doesn't say D should be deported.
You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to Florida. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?
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This penis privacy case is nuts.
Matt Kalil's ex-wife's comments about his penis, comparing it to "two Coke cans," were "a matter of legitimate public concern," court ruled today. Matt's lawsuit against his ex-wife dismissed.
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Florida is ready.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Paramount to leave California, according to the L.A. Mayor's office and the California Attorney General's office. What we know: tmz.com/2026/09/16/sources-s…
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Fairly significant correction.
We have added the following Editors' Note to our recent coverage of the Israeli government's reaction to the NAZA documentary: "Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article included a statement that was intended to convey Israelis’ perception of the government’s military response to the Oct. 7 terror attack in relation to the attacks, but inadvertently suggested that Israelis’ experience as terror victims was a matter of perception. It has been removed from the article." nytimes.com/2026/09/14/world…
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