MAX@Mahkzer

uh, hey man

 ur mom
youtube.com/channel/UC8d9xcq…
Joined March 2018
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everything remind me of her
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absolutely fucking not thanks 👍
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Clavicular came to my college and everybody just called him slurs and threw shit at him 😭 wild
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thank GOD starbucks has bathrooms #therespoopeverywhere #itsonthewalls
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Canada gone Mexico Gone USA gone WHO WE ROOTING FOR NOW???
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is it socially acceptable to call everyone boss? like can I say “thanks big boss” to the old lady manning reception at my dentist when I leave or is that too much? asking for a friend
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forget I said anything
MAX@Mahkzer
23 Jan 2025
watching Invincible and hearing Feel it by d4vd for the first time is literally an irreplaceable feeling, like I’m genuinely sorry if you heard the song before that episode
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I really want to connect with people over video games but I don’t know how to ask “do you like video games” without sounding like a fat dumb chud
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this is how I find out norm macdonald died
Norm Cruise
@normposter
Mar 7
Norm died 6 months after he posted this btw (9/14/2021).
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just a little something to take the edge off
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just got a letter saying I’m pre approved for a credit card w a $5k limit and 30% APR how quickly can I ruin my life forever
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?????? sure whatever
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every time I fail a pull down I bite tf out of the handle #gym
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horse friday is just normal friday to me #neigh
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Piss in the wind is actually peak when you realize Joji used the same drum backtrack on forehead touch the ground as Demons
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you never know how cooked your attention span is until you delete tiktok, shit will have you checking your phone like an insecure ex
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I thought they were lying abt alcohol making you stop burning fat until I went out for drinks over the weekend and gained 7 pounds 😭😭
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going into walmart make me feel like Im just coming outta surgery
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if I was the CEO of Dave and Busters I’d put strippers in there so fast
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