Even if it's Not Fast, Slow is Smooth and Smooth is Fast / Life is a Dictator.

Ladies we will tell you "I've been single and celibate for over a year" saa izo ametoka kuokata another bodycount na huko ndenderu😂😂.. Msiwahi danganywa wadau, dame hawezi kaa celibate ata wiki moja
Have you considered that maybe he’s not interested in you?
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Bayern won't lower the cost of fuel. Ajax won't lower the cost of living. Olise won't make the lives of kenyans easier. Talanta Stadium won't reverse the incompetence & cluelessness of William Ruto & Oscar Sudi.
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Came to Kenya and took a whole month teaching and giving a group of young comedians how to write and perform for Late Night TV. Rest in peace @kevinbleyer
Kevin Bleyer, an award-winning writer who worked on “The Daily Show” and “Politically Incorrect,” died Sunday in a car accident in Millrift, Pennsylvania. He was 54. His family said the accident occurred on a rural road where he had a country home. variety.com/2026/tv/news/kev…
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That man could bring the moon to Kenya, and I still wouldn’t be moved.
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The problem with the UK media bubble is that it’s so used to setting the narrative and having minions play along that it can’t handle an actual disruptor who exists outside the bubble. They had no counter just the same tired narrative everyone knows and nobody believes
I don't have a clue who this guy is, but it's wild how he took all four of them down by himself! Mad respect to him! 🤯🔥
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Ata ungeleta Manchester na Arsenali, Kati ya Sugoi na Kilgoris lazima utachagua moja😂😂🚶🏽‍♀️
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Nazis fled to Argentina in 1945. In 2026, they flee to the United States.
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This guy is so dangerous. I don’t even think you guys get it.
Alleged 28s gang boss Ralph Stanfield was upset about allegedly being given dry bread for lunch in the Western Cape High Court today. Stanfield, his wife Nicole Johnson, & 12 others face a slew of charges linked to allegedly operating a criminal enterprise known as “The Firm”. CP
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Lakini bana hawa wasee ni wakora jamani.... 2br house ndio nalipishwa hii pesa kurepaint??????? A whooping sh 45,228?????? Damn!!!!!!!!
Guys, (legal advise request). What do you guys do with landlords who refuse to refund your deposit? There is a landlord who refused with my 72k and the other one with 19k😭😭😭.
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A masterclass on voting needed.
Only 49 percent of eligible female voters are registered to vote 🙃
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#Spain — Rayo Vallecano fans, whose team is based in Madrid, the capital of Spain, had travelled to Huelva to watch their team play Recreativo de Huelva in the Copa del Rey on Tuesday, October 27. After Rayo Vallecano won the match 3-2, the fans boarded a train to return to Madrid. On the morning of Wednesday, October 28, their train heading towards Madrid was stopped. The fans learned about a serious train accident near Urda, in the province of Toledo. The accident site was only about three kilometres away from where they were. In response, 50 Rayo Vallecano fans, most of them members of the anti-fascist ultras group Bukaneros, called the emergency services and got off the train to help the victims. The fans joined the rescue efforts alongside emergency responders. They helped transport some of the injured and took some of them to the sports hall in Urda, which was being used to receive people with minor injuries. Respect Bukaneros.
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Even if he brings a team of Messis vs a team of Ronaldos — WANTAM all day, every day and twice on Sundays!
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Celebrating 2 European teams launching a debt funded stadium on our soil is diabolical. It should have been Harambee Stars and a national team from anywhere. So doleful.
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The president is just doing everything to win the Youth vote. Bayern vs Ajax wasn't necessarily. We will watch live and on the 24 minute, we will Chant Wantam in memory of Comrades who lost their lives on 24th june 2024.
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Not it what? Nyinyi ndo mtatupiwa breadcrumbs muanze kuimba Tutam
Replying to @PopsVille_
Nah bro... Not it
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Anyone telling you 2024 is extra judicial killings, needs to be reminded that the man has a streak. You can't kill people continuously from 1992 then we just pick 2024 as the starting point for your violence. You need to account for all the bodies from day 1.
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Ni kama Kasongo's main aim for the Presidency was to fulfill his childhood fantasies 😭😭...
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Kneecap and Bob Vylan are banned from the US for criticism of Israel
Kylian Mbappé lost all his Chinese sponsors this morning after saying Mao Zedong was a dictator This would never happen if you call any U.S or EU leader a dictator I choose Westen democracies over China and autocracies any day of the week!
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SSD: Jubba Airways will launch direct flights (2/Week) from JKIA, Nairobi Kenya to Khartoum, South Sudan on December 2026.
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Kuna jamaa TikTok ameambia Kikuyu TikTok artists watafute art ingine hiyo ya kujifanya tumama wamekua wengi sana 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 . TikTok imejaa tuvijana tunajifanya wamama.
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