Anglican, Christian, Scholar and Scientist. SIRACH 3:18 “The greater thou art, the more humble thyself in all things, and thou shalt find grace before God.”

Nairobi, Kenya
Why you and I must vote against William S. Ruto and anything he stands for in 2027: I have watched something break in this country, and I don't think we've properly reckoned with what it means. Since 2024, more than 100 Kenyans have been killed in connection with political protests and police action: shot at rallies, killed in custody, disappeared and later found dead or never found at all. These aren't disputed abstractions. They are documented by the Kenya National Commission on Human Rights, reported by international media, and mourned by families who buried children, students, vendors, breadwinners. A 12-year-old girl killed by a stray bullet in her own home. A mask vendor shot at point-blank range while selling masks at a rally. A student shot in the neck. These are not casualties of war. They are citizens of a republic that claims to derive its authority from them. Here is the philosophical core of it: a government's legitimacy is not self-granted. It is not conferred by winning an election, by delivering infrastructure, by economic policy, or by political alliances forged after the fact. Legitimacy is a standing condition, continuously earned, and it rests on one non-negotiable foundation, that the state does not turn its violence against the very people it claims to represent. This is the oldest idea in the social contract tradition: citizens surrender certain freedoms to the state in exchange for protection, not predation. When a government kills, tortures, or disappears its own citizens for dissenting, it has not "gone too far" within its legitimate authority, it has stepped outside the boundary of what makes it a legitimate government at all. Kenya's own constitution says this explicitly. Article 26 guarantees the right to life. Article 27 guarantees equality and freedom from state discrimination. Article 29 guarantees freedom from torture and cruel treatment, and the right not to be detained without trial. Article 37 guarantees the right to assemble, demonstrate, and picket. These aren't abstract ideals, they are the actual, binding text of the document every officer, minister, and president swears to uphold. A regime that violates them isn't making a difficult tradeoff. It is breaking the single agreement that justifies its power over us in the first place. I understand the arguments people will make in 2027: about development, about infrastructure, about the economy, about political calculation, about "who else is there." I want to be honest that those conversations matter and deserve real scrutiny, I'm not pretending governance is simple. But I have come to believe there is a threshold beneath which no other argument is admissible. If a government has shown, repeatedly and without accountability, that it is willing to let its people be shot at rallies, tortured in custody, or vanished for speaking, then no policy achievement can be weighed against that on the same scale. You do not balance a life against a budget line. You do not trade accountability for a road. This is not about tribe, party, or personality. It's about a line that either holds or it doesn't. If you watched what happened in 2024 and 2025, if you saw the funerals, the KNCHR reports, the mothers speaking to journalists about children who went out to march and never came home, then 2027 is not a normal election to you anymore. It's a referendum on whether that line still means anything in this country. No one has the right to take a citizen's life for dissenting. No one has the right to torture, maim, or disappear a person for disagreeing with power. Not the constitution, not economic necessity, not political convenience. Anyone who has witnessed this and still finds a way to justify it has, I think, made peace with something I cannot make peace with. May God Almighty have mercy on this Republic of Kenya in 2027.
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Mohoro ma Kameme Fm: "Kimwana kimwe kurarama ta thenge thutha wa kuhaica muiritu ugwitwo Juliet kuria mwena wa sindindi" Ngirifotera Coro fm ngetwo wambui🤣🤣
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I've noticed that if you're married you can make some bold career decisions that you can't afford to when you're not because someone else can shoulder that burden 4 a while if things don't work out.
Haha. This is funny considering how the economy is & the fact that if you're two its easier to contribute easily to projects/bills. Economies of scale, simple. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️. Even the Bible says two is better than one because when one falls down, the other one can help the other or sth
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Mīberethi ya kīrīma ūmūthī timīhake ndoro. Ambarario Mwene Nyaga.
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Once, this great nation would have purged such character for good. Never to be seen or heard again. Today, we welcome them. Anyway, he has taken on Israel, and Kenya is a second home to the Israelites. Let's see how this unfolds.
🚨BREAKING NEWS: This Somalian-Kenyan Anti semitic MP from Kenya is publicly calling to kill Jewish Israeli civilians. He says: “We need Somalian volunteers in millions to go through the border of Syria & Lebanon & slaughter those bastards”. Farah Maalim calls for extermination of all Jews as he request Somalian Kenyans to join in this act of violence & terrorism. These are the people who want to destroy American society and western Values ‼️ x.com/Jigjigamedia/status/19…
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Replying to @Son_of_Laikipia
Mauga injinia arikia wira no kùngorota ta kiragita kia dithoro
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Timeline ya engineer can make you question your life so much 😂😂😂😂
The only challenge associated with masturbating while headed home in a tinted car is you're not sure whether you're coming or going.
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Mangai hii app watu huchimbua tweets zako za kitambo hata unashindwa what they were searching for to locate them

ALT Lebron James Lol GIF by Uninterrupted

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Hii ukishikanisha unacheka tu 😂😂😂
Injinia erwo ona ndakinyagia cia rwìmbo rwa mùgithi. Arùmaga ngoi ta rùkenge nì gùtunguha
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A:Waziri greet our listeners. B:Morning listeners except Kikuyus. A:How are things at MoH? B:All good except the Kikuyus. A:How is the Ebola situation? B:Kikuyus brought it. A:Was MoH prepared for Ebola? B:Kikuyus prevented us. A:Is SHA working? B:Kikuyus are evil. 😭😭
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You have the unfortunate luck of being an unscrupulous president in a generation where the youth do not forget! Now you have to go defend your seat against a demographic that won't forget you butchered them. Every waking day is a new day to loose popularity. Hard Small!
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Very many women still aspire to a family; to a husband & kids. They should attend the Masika masterclass if they want to. If all you aspire to is a cat & a nose ring, we will call you for the ginger cat & nose ring conventions. We're not responsible for your problems with men.
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You will know a good woman by how she speaks and how well her wig is laid. Where's the lace?? What Lace? Also, just look at her hand movement... she can't be wrong. I support what she said 100%
This is the reason why you are triggered by the masterclass.
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Hata hajaenda master class ajue wanafunzwa nini asha pre empt na madhogodhanio zake! We don’t call women losers enough because this is loser mentality!!!
Digital creator Peace Lois has called out Mercy Masika after she advertised a seminar for women titled “Becoming A Wife Masterclass.” Lois argued that the Christian woman does not need another “submission sermon” but instead needs to find her voice, her identity, autonomy and independence.
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Reminds me of Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson. We might very heated arguments if they ever join hands, but it will be for the good of the country.
Sifuna and Kang'ata on paper seem like such a dream pairing. Ideologically, though, they are quite different. If they ever became president and deputy, they would need a concrete priority plan on nation building. If you read Kangata's articles, there is an emphasis on capital accumulation, productivity, manufacturing and building large Kenyan corporations capable of competing globally. Very Kibaki-esque. He also has rather socially conservative views. Sifuna, on the other hand, emphasis is on constitutionalism, the rule of law, accountability, reducing government wastage and relieving the economic burden on ordinary citizens. If you listen closely, infrastructure and economic development mean little if citizens cannot enjoy their constitutional rights, afford basic necessities or access functioning public services. Like a young James Orengo. Kang’ata seems to be more interested in how the country creates wealth. Sifuna is more interested in how the state wields its power, manages public resources and serves its citizens. I think both men mean well for the country, but those differences become important when you move from political philosophy to actual governance. They have a priority problem. A nation needs both the capacity to create wealth and institutions that prevent that wealth from being captured by a few. Agreeing on what kind of Kenya you want is the easy part. The kizungumkuti is agreeing on what must be sacrificed, funded or postponed to build it.
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Sifuna and Kang'ata on paper seem like such a dream pairing. Ideologically, though, they are quite different. If they ever became president and deputy, they would need a concrete priority plan on nation building. If you read Kangata's articles, there is an emphasis on capital accumulation, productivity, manufacturing and building large Kenyan corporations capable of competing globally. Very Kibaki-esque. He also has rather socially conservative views. Sifuna, on the other hand, emphasis is on constitutionalism, the rule of law, accountability, reducing government wastage and relieving the economic burden on ordinary citizens. If you listen closely, infrastructure and economic development mean little if citizens cannot enjoy their constitutional rights, afford basic necessities or access functioning public services. Like a young James Orengo. Kang’ata seems to be more interested in how the country creates wealth. Sifuna is more interested in how the state wields its power, manages public resources and serves its citizens. I think both men mean well for the country, but those differences become important when you move from political philosophy to actual governance. They have a priority problem. A nation needs both the capacity to create wealth and institutions that prevent that wealth from being captured by a few. Agreeing on what kind of Kenya you want is the easy part. The kizungumkuti is agreeing on what must be sacrificed, funded or postponed to build it.
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“The rules-based order is gone… should a war start, I can do whatever I want with you. It’ll be like Gaza… it’ll be like Iran, nobody will take a second look at what’s happening in Tigray and I’ll get away with whatever I want to do” Semhal Meles paraphrasing Abiy Ahmed.
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Christian women are a powerful voting bloc unfortunately millenial Christian women have no idea how powerful they are in Kenya, it’s a power that you don’t need to be debating nor defending , coz it literally drives policy and everything ,but you wanna be engaged in sideshows 💀
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Actually Kenyan women in corporate spaces are overwhelmingly Christian. What do you people mean when you say “women in corporate” because it sounds to me like you have never met them?! Corporate Kenya is literally the easiest space in which to be a Christian woman.
Mercy Masika: You have to fight for your marriage. Women in Corporate :
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You cannot remove kasongo from power and authority unless you register as a voter, mobilize others to register as voters and maintain a momentum of eternal vigilance against this curse that has befallen our country. Failing to register as a voter, yet you are a citizen, failing to purpose to wake up early to go vote and failing to maintain this eternal vigilance means you have allowed yourselves and others to be killed in the streets for no other reason other than raising a voice against misrule, it means you have given the demons on the land authority to destroy your health care, your transport, your water sources, your food sources, your security, your education and so much more, you have given the demons the right and all authority to destroy life itself. You must wake up, go register as a voter, mobilize others to do the same, overwhelm the demonic blood thirsty systems with your legitimate votes and maintain eternal vigilance, only then will this republic that God Almighty gave us with blood and sweat survive against this curse!
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Before the strike started, we meet with the young citizens and I asked them whether they had registered as voters, unfortunately over 60% had not registered. Our college is big so we meet a lot of young citizens, and the university system in Kenya can give a very good statistical sample size to infer demographic attributes on such matters. If you want to know how things are moving, ask the ones below 26 whether they are registered as voters, and if they are in campuses and colleges, ask them who their student leaders are, how the campus politics were and whatnot, and if you are seeking political change in Kenya, you will be a very worried person with the answers you will get.
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